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The Best Funny Christmas Jumpers 2022: Xmas Jumpers to Make You Ho Ho Ho

It’s not Christmas unless you have a Christmas jumper, right?

From Stranger Things to Louis Theroux, we have something from your favourite TV show or meme. Undoubtedly, there’s nothing more exciting than getting a new Christmas jumper and wearing it throughout the season. Our novelty sweaters are all you need this Xmas.

So, here at IWOOT UK, we’ve put together a list of the best funny Christmas jumpers ideal for adults. If they’re a little bit inappropriate for you, take a look at our huge selection of Xmas jumpers, sit back, grab a mug of mulled wine, avoid the queues and browse in the warmth of you home.

1 Pablo Escobar ‘I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas’ Christmas Jumper

Creating festive sweaters based on trending memes, movies and TV shows is nothing new, and if you’ve ever watched the crime drama TV series Narcos, you’ll want to add this Pablo Escobar Christmas jumper to your basket. The Colombian drug kingpin who became a billionaire through the production and distribution of cocaine has made it onto a festive jumper.

Exclusive to IWOOT customers, this design will guarantee be a success, but may also gain a few shocked faces. Know of a Narcos super fan? This sweater would make the perfect gift for him and also ideal for anybody who is dreaming of a White Christmas this year.

2 Liz Truss ‘Trussel Sprouts’ Christmas Jumper

Brussel sprouts receive a lot of hate at Christmas time — deserved or not — and if Trusell Sprouts is anything to go by, we don’t expect this to change any time soon. This festive jumper features a fantastic parody of ex-PM Liz Truss as the iconic green vegetable, guaranteeing that the entire office will be giggling on Christmas jumper day.

If you have yet to find the best funny Christmas jumper, Truss us — this is the one.

3 Rishi Sunak ‘Christmas isn’t Included in This Year’s Budget’ Christmas Jumper

‘We Rish you a Merry Christmas,’ said no one ever. As we prepare for the coldest and most expensive winter in recent history, there’s no better way to make known your discontent than with an IWOOT political Christmas jumper.

This high-quality sweatshirt will keep you warm and snuggly when the heating needs turning off, and we guarantee you’ll get a few laughs out of your family, friends, and colleagues.

If you’re looking for something more appropriate this Christmas, we have a massive savings on our Christmas gifts for him and her – browse our huge selection today.

4 Come Dine With Me ‘Dear Lord What a Sad Little Christmas’ Christmas Jumper

There is no TV moment more iconic than the Peter Marsh meltdown on Come Dine With Me. After learning that he lost against his fellow contestants, he insulted Jane (the winner) and said, ‘You won Jane. Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane.’ Suffice to say Peter was very disappointed that he hadn’t won.

Be the best-looking person in the room by donning the best funny Christmas jumper. For old times’ sake, if you want to re-watch this classic moment, it’s on Season 37, Episode 1. Thank us later.

5 ‘Talk Turkey To Me’ Christmas Jumper

Stand out from the crowd this year with IWOOT’s exclusive ‘Talk Turkey To Me’ printed unisex sweatshirt. Team it with jeans or chinos for a casual look, perfect for drinks with friends, pub quizzes, or festive plans. Everyone needs to lighten up their wardrobe, so grab this one today, and spread the festive cheer because there’s nothing more amusing than funny winter jumpers.

This high-quality jumper comes in two colours: burgundy and green. Anyways, less of the turkey talking. More turkey on the plate, please.

6 ‘Jingle My Bells’ Christmas Jumper  

Get yourself to the top of Santa’s naughty list by donning our ‘Jingle My Bells’ funny Christmas jumper. There’s plenty of hysterical sweaters to choose from for men and women – perfect as a gift or even a treat to yourself. From trending memes to crude prints, these novelty jumpers are here to spread some joy and get you into the yuletide spirit.

These naughty fits will definitely break the ice and grab the attention of passersby.

From classics one liners to iconic beings, IWOOT have rocked the Christmas jumper game this year!

We hope we’ve inspired you and given you some festive jumper gift ideas for Christmas. If you haven’t found anything discover an endless selection of gifts for him and her here at


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Jenny Ho

Jenny Ho

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Jenny is a Digital Marketer from North Wales. When she’s not obsessing over Freddo (dog), you can find her up a mountain or at an amusement arcade.