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She was the iron lady with balls of steel, which is no mean feat for a woman, but very useful when you want to bust some heads, or indeed put some cabinet member's nuts in a vice. The parliamentary beast has finally been immortalised in what lefties consider a very appropriate salute to her reign of darkness - the Maggie Thatcher Nutcracker. It's certain that she cracked a few in her day, and whilst she insisted that she wasn't for turning, who would have thought she'd turn out to be a right cracker - though less charitable people might just say downright crackers. The great thing about this marvellous incarnation is that it doesn't really matter if you loved her or hated her, it's still absolutely brilliant - and after all, there's nothing quite like having your nuts crushed between the thighs of a powerful woman....

  • A nutcracker lovingly modelled on Mrs Maggie T, scourge of the mining community.
  • Insert a nut up her skirt, squeeze her legs together and hey presto - your nut is cracked.
  • Not suitable for voodoo ceremonies (sorry Mr Scargill).
  • Size: 21 x 10.5 x 3.6 cm.

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Overall Rating : 4.6 / 5 (10 Reviews)
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Best secret santa present ever

Gave this as a secret santa present; it was gratefully received and caused much amusement!!

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Fun but flimsy

Gave this as a gift to a big Maggie T fan - she loved it, but as far as a nutcracker goes, it is pretty pathetic. So a fun but flimsy gift - I wouldn't rush to buy another.

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ALWAYS GETS THE JOB DONE!!!!

VERY PLEASED WITH MAGGIE,,,,ALWAYS GUARANTEED TO CRUSH A FEW NUTS ALONG THE WAY...WHEN CAN WE GET HER BACK!!!!

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Cracking!!!

Bought it for a friend who is a Labour Councillor (and ex-mayor) as a thank you gift - can't wait to see his face

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excellent quality

Great quality item, which comes in very funny box of great quality too. Perfect for a gift!

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Perfect for my Tory-Disliking Brother in Law

I can't wait to give this to my brother in law! We'll have tons of fun with it at Christmas. I'm going to buy a basket of nuts to go with it.

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Maggie imortalised

Lets face it, it was great to see the back of her.....now when you look to her rear you will quiver with excitement at the prospect of cracking your nuts in her iron buttocks.......ah hem!

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Absolutely hilarious!

Love this, again bought as a gift, they have a good sense of humour and already have a collection of funny utensils around the house, this gadget will be a good addition to it.

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best present ever

I got this for my brother's 31st birthday, and he was over the moon! A great novelty gift for anyone with a sense of humour and a penchant for junk.

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A fun item

exactly what it sez on the tin, she cracks nuts! purchased for a friend of the family who is a councellor and who simply loved it. How imaginative

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