Nothing (For the Person Who Has Everything)
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When it comes to buying something for the person who has everything, it doesn’t matter how far you look. No matter which horizons you cross or mountains you traverse, you’re always going to come up short, unfortunately.
They’ve got it all: flash cars, exotic plants, a million cookery books from every famous celebrity who fancies themself a chef. And with that there’s only one thing that they don’t have... nothing.
So, what now? What can you possibly find that’s going to beat all that? Well, the answer is right in front of you. The gift of nothing... Nada. Zilch.
But don’t worry!
Coming up short isn’t always a bad thing: it just shows how far you’ve searched. Because the only way you can come up with nothing is when you’ve exhausted a whole list of somethings... Or, at least, that’s what we like to say...
And, hey, even nothing is something. It’s atoms and electrons, and well—sciency stuff... But more than that, it’s a kind gesture of thought that says “You’ve got it all... And I know that because I know you”.
So, if you’re looking for the gift of nothing that’s a whole lotta something, you’ve found your next great idea: Nothing (For The Person Who Has Everything).
Wow, how many times can you say something about the gift nothing? Not enough times it seems. We’ve just got so much something to say about this nothing...
And that’s proof in the pudding for you—we’ve turned a description about, quite literally, ‘nothing’ into ‘something’ for you to read.
So, don’t sweat the small stuff. Sometimes it’s ok to throw your hands in the air and say, “I got nothing, you’re welcome!”
- Nothing (For The Person Who Has Everything) — a packet filled with nothing
- Suitable for ages 14 and over
- Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm
Top Customer Reviews
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Totally brilliant gift..... for the person who has everything... was received well and everyone thought it was brilliant.
Will make us all laugh at Christmas!
We have just recently lost a close family member unexpectedly, im slightly nervous going because the astomosphere is different now my uncle's gone but with this gift I know it will have my family in fits of laughter. Like how we was before. I know my uncle would had loved this gift haha. Thank you IWOOT, really alot
Funny present had him laughing big smiles all round. Perfect
I bought this for my son who always says "I want nothing for my birthday" and "I want nothing for Christmas".. It arrived at the office (a bit of a wait - but hey - it is traveling a long way) today and was a HUGE HIT - Everyone at the office thought this was the PERFECT gift for someone in their life. Especially like the instructions: "If you open the package and something happens - return it for a full refund".
Perfect thing for Gift-Idea-Drained people. Made us laugh, and person who has everything admited it, that it is genius idea :) That is what he genuinly wanted!
Great novelty gift
Really good idea for the person who has everything. Wish I had bought more to give to other people because everybody Ive shown this to thought it was great.
Ball of nothing
This was such a perfect gift for my secret Santa at work for my boss everyone loves it good job he has a sense of humour
If your looking to get that someone something silly and daft. Then here is your gift. My partner is spoilt and has everything he wants so for Christmas i got him nothing and i'm sure he will love it as i do. With funny description all over the cover, its a really fun and quirky item.
Best joke present
This was brought as a gift for my mother who told me she wants nothing for Christmas. As I came across this, I had to order it. Honestly it's great. Slightly overpriced and hard to wrap in wrapping paper due to the abnormal shaping but other than that. Perfect.