Eat A D*ck - Congratulations Box

A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate dick!

This vegan chocolate dick in a box comes in a specially designed for anything you want to congratulate someone for.

Graduated community college after seven years? CONGRATULATIONS!

Cured COVID-19?  Dear god, please.

Finally moved out of your mom's basement?  Congratulations, you sack!

Anyways...you get the picture.  This thing covers all the bases.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.