RoboGirlfriend

RoboGirlfriend

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In a busy, work-hard, play-hard culture, one thing keeps us on track and makes our lives easier: technology. Just when you think you're organised enough, along comes a product that you suddenly realise you couldn't imagine life without - from the Blackberry, which has made it possible for us to work all the time, to MySpace, a service revolutionising our social circles and eradicating the need for real friends. Finally the last frontier has been conquered. Prepare to modernise your love lives with the RoboGirlfriend, exclusively from iwoot.com.

This pioneering product is designed for the MyPod generation, and is set to become as popular and well known as the laptop, the sat nav, and even the mobile phone. With interchangeable facial features and expressions to suit you, the RoboGirlfriend allows you to literally build your perfect partner. In addition to her beguiling exterior, state of the art technology gives her qualities that will eclipse your previously fallible and unreliable human girlfriends.

No trips to the gym to maintain her figure, no lengthy discussions about 'commitment', no irritating habits that can't be reprogrammed. This is the most convenient way to conduct a relationship for busy professionals. And no resentment or guilt when you trade her in for a new model!

The Robogirlfriend stands three foot tall and is available in three models: the Jolie comes with a large assortment of 'babies' (activation optional), while the Ritchie is a smaller model designed for easy storage, or for the vertically-challenged human boyfriends. The popular Spears model features a number of pre-recorded dance routines, ideal for lovers of the club scene, along with removable hair.

The features below list the awesome depth of her functionality, basically you'll never look back.

A male version is also available. Click here to find out about RoboBoyfriend.

Features

Your new RoboGirlfriend will:

  • Enter silent mode at the press of a key, for times you don't feel like talking.
  • Converse intelligently on any subject, using data provided by Wikipedia through Wi Fi connection (set her IQ to match yours, and never be outsmarted again).
  • Learn about your family and friends, and store data for later discussion (she will even alter her behaviour according to your favourite and least favourite people).
  • Advise you on information such as listings, train times, street maps, as if you were at your PC.
  • Do your shopping for you, using online shopping and home delivery services of your choice (give her your credit card details and she will organise the rest - and won't overspend like your other girlfriends).
  • Cook meals wherever you are, using her in-built microwave oven (scan the barcode on packaging for optimum cooking time).
  • Navigate flawlessly with integrated GPS.
  • Share your hobbies and interests - update her profile by selecting from categories including music, politics, sport etc.
  • Demonstrate talents, from singing to chess (select a maximum of two from the Personality menu).
  • Source any mains power socket for a 'rest' when charging is necessary - put her in Sleep mode at night, so that she can conserve power while lying next to you in bed.
  • Act as an iPod dock (compatible with all models, using SpeakerButt) and Skype phone.
  • Charge time of 4 hours, the equivalent of 8 hours music and talk, 20 minutes walking, and 1 minute of logical thinking.
  • Suitable for ages 16 years+.

    • Size:-

    • 91cm tall
    • Weighs 12 kilos.

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    Great idea, unfortunately mine seems to have evolved and is now always right and refuses to say sorry! Is there a software patch available?
    John E, peterborough

    I first came across the RoboGirlfriend in the famous Swiss spaghetti-growing town of Lirpa Loof. The model they had was still a prototype, and they had yet to iron out all the bugs - this one still tended to nag you if you came home late from the pub, and to tease you about your growing beer-gut. I'm sure these flaws have now been sorted out, so I unreservedly recommend this item to anyone who wants to start the month of April with a new companion.
    Richard P, Croydon

    Whew, all that. Is there a male version coming out as I would love this instead of my husband please. Personally I think the female version is flawed as there is no way it can live up to the real thing. My husband would like to know if the female version also features fee-mail for email on the go? Would this be a free service or would you need to pay for picking up mail? Also wondering about who the male model would be based on? Johnny Depp with pirate outfit? David Beckham with detachable IQ? (There is a male version of course - see the link above. Ed)
    Sam R, Stevenage

    bought one of these babies to keep my brother occupied hes not left his room since i think she controls him more than he controls her! thank you so much guys for bringing this amazing product to the world here at IWOOT, my house is so much more peaceful now! you rock!!
    Sarah B

    I love my robogirlfriend! We're getting married on saturday, ive programmed some wdding vows into her internal memory, so nothing will go wrong, shame she doesnt have any relatives though, the reception will be a bit empty, though i might buy her a sister, as a wedding gift. Well im of out now, going to try on some groom outfits, bye!
    Dan, Harrogate

    This is brill i bought this two weeks ago and it is fantasctic! you need one now!
    Adam Legg, london

    This is the most amazing robot girlfriend ever. Just in the first day home she did the following: i) located the minibar and brought me cold ones for the rest of the afternoon ii) screened calls from my mother and gave my dad 2 hours of tech support iii) modchipped my PS3 iv) did my taxes Well done IWOOT.. thanks to you I no longer have to be the sorryass wallflower at nightclubs nervously eyeing up groups of chain smoking teenboppers..!
    Bonnie, Sydney

    Absolutely amazing !!! I got one of these for my husband; it keeps him quiet for hours on end. Just need a RoboBoyfriend for me... to finish those 'started' jobs around the house that never get finished; gives me total control of the TV remote; does NOT snore for England; does the washing-up; puts the rubbish out; to rub my weary feet (with no moaning), brings me flowers and chocolates every Friday, Sorry getting a bit carried away there. Please IWOOT fix it for me to have my own RoboBoyfriend.
    Maria Manser, Brighton



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