Finding a man in today's world is no easy task. There are plenty of males out there, but very few men it seems. Work has eaten into our social lives so much that there's little time left to devote to the hunt. Fortunately, thanks to a revolutionary product exclusive to us, your days as a singleton can be a thing of the past - the exclusive RoboBoyfriend is waiting to be your prince, and will save you having to kiss a lot of frogs!

This pioneering product is designed for the MyPod generation, and is set to become as popular and well known as the laptop, the sat nav, and even the mobile phone. With interchangeable facial features and expressions to suit you, the RoboBoyfriend allows you to literally build your perfect partner. In addition to his strapping exterior, state of the art technology gives him qualities that will make unreliable and emotionally vapid human boyfriends a thing of the past.

No boring football matches, no all-night trips to the pub? And no problem if you like the look of one of his other RoboBoyfriend 'friends' - just switch to another model, without any resentment or guilt! He will remember things you only say once, pick up dirty laundry, let you use the TV remote, enjoy watching costume dramas, never discuss the quickest route to Reading avoiding the M3 ever again, and possesses no old T-Shirts from his college days.

The RoboBoyfriend is available in three models: the Craig comes with a classically broad and muscular frame, and is also waterproof - operational in the sea or the pool, he is perfect for holidaymakers or sports enthusiasts. The compact physique of the Cruise model is ideal for girls of a smaller stature, while his eccentric and dominating temperament he is perfect for all those women out there who always seem to punish themselves by choosing challenging partners (you know who you are, ladies). And for those who are looking for the sensitive type, the Blunt comes with a selection of pre-recorded tracks to serenade you (includes a mute button).

Whichever of these not-so-real 'Real Men' you chose, you can be sure he'll be both financially and emotionally cheaper than a human in the long run.

The female version is also available. Click here to find out about RoboGirlfriend.

Features

Your new RoboBoyfriend will:

• Talk about you, and even about your relationship, when you set him to "Let's Talk" mode (he will register your comments, and actually alter his behaviour accordingly (he also has a mute button if you don't have time for his side of the story)
• Converse intelligently on any subject, using data provided by Wikipedia through Wi Fi connection (set his IQ to match yours, and never be faced with a disinterested grunt again)
• Learn about your friends, and store data for later discussion: he will even be nice to your parents, and ask about their journey, their allotments, their golf handicap etc.
• Advise you on information such as TV schedules, and make sure that all your favourite soaps and reality shows are recorded when you're not at home by communicating with your TV box / VCR.
• Buy flowers for you on a regular basis - enter your credit card details, and he will order them online and have them delivered to your home or office
• Surprise you with nights out at your favourite restaurants - update his internal calendar with the nights you're free, and he will use online booking services to make reservations (he'll even remember your birthday!).
• Clean up after himself- all RoboBoyfriends are programmed to collect any items of laundry in his chest cavity, and deposit items in the washing machine according to colour (every 24 hours).
• Charge time of four hours, the equivalent of 8 hours music and talk, twenty minutes of walking, and 30 seconds of rumpy pumpy.

Size:-

• 91cm tall
• Weighs 12 kilos.

We can wrap your purchases and add a hand written Gift Tag with a message of your choice for just £4.95.

Once you have added items to your shopping cart, you can choose to add gift wrapping. When in the Check-Out, you can pick the type of paper you like, whether you would like to wrap items singly, or all together, and you can also type in your own personal message, which we will hand write into a Gift Tag for you.

Hover your mouse over the gift boxes below to see a close-up of each pattern.