Terrorist Tea Pot
Extra 15% off novelty. Use discount code FUN15
Extra 15% off novelty. Use discount code FUN15 at the checkout.
Description
Teatime control!
I know who you are, I know where you live... and I demand milk and sugar! Take control of teatime. Have your demands met with the Terrorist Tea Pot but whatever happens, don't let them see your face!
The traditional British hand knitted cosy tends to resemble a woollen hat, often featuring a bobble on top. According to comedian Billy Connolly, if a man is left alone in a room with a tea cosy, and he does not attempt to wear it, he is not be trusted.
Tea cosies in fiction include the eponymous items in Edward Gorey's The Haunted Tea Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas. Some tea cosies are just evil. The Suck UK Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including a tea pot and a balaclava tea cosy. The pot holds 1.5 litres (50oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea!
A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown, the scary or the inexplicable, the kneejerk reaction is to laugh, which may go some way to explaining why some zany creator came up with the Terrorist Tea Pot, a dichotomy if ever there was one. So if you like your tea aggressively strong, then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and a top cuppa - we say make tea not war!
Features:
- A very menacing tea pot with dark intimidating eyes
- A balaclava tea cosy to keep the identity of your tea-time terrorist a tightly guarded secret
- Tea pot holds 1.5l (50oz)
- Cups, spoons and saucers not included.
Please note: Do not let children handle scolding water or tea.
Size:
- Dimensions: 48.5 x 22 x 67.5cm
- Weight: 8.3kg
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Terrorist Tea Pot
Just bought it as a present. It was very successful. Brilliant.
Terrorist Teapot
This is a nice idea, but a bit pricey, seeing as the balaclava is badly-made, and doesn't always fit the teapot!
awesomeness
I bought this teapot for my boyfriend and we think its great to host at parties, we really love this awesome tea pot.
Best Teapot. Ever.
I received this teapot as a gift recently and it's the best one I own! (And I own *a lot* of teapots...) It's big enough for four large mugs of tea so if you have a tea fetish, you'll be able to share it with three of your closest friends. Of course, if you're a tea fetishist, you may struggle to find three friends, but hey - more tea for you! Best of all, it comes with a multi-purpose balaclava...
Hilarious, and fast!
I am incredibly impressed. Being disorganised I left my valentine's shopping until the Friday afternoon (Sunday being Valentine's Day) and finally decided on this little fella. Not an appropriate V Day gift some of you might say?! Well you don't know my boyfriend!! He is a tea fiend, absolutely obsessed with tea I tell you! To my utmost surprise (after warning said tea fiend that his present wouldn't arrive until Monday) we were woken at 10am on Saturday by the postie........with a lovely IWOOT box in his hands. Needless to say, I had no chance of getting the prezzie and keeping it until the Sunday - the boyf had it open in 30 seconds flat!! He was giddy with excitement, and proceeded to brew up some tea there and then (chai in case you were interested!)! The teapot has been proclaimed "a good'un" and works just as well as a normal teapot, only better looking! He is thoroughly happy with his Valentine's Day present!! And what did I get?! Flowers and chocolates..........
luvit
just luv the squinty eyes and balaclava makes the tea taste better
make tea not war
I got this for my wife as she likes odd things, she laughed so much I thought she'd drop it, now all visitors to our home are faced with a terrorist across the table, a great conversation piece, nothing better Than tea and conversation
What fun!
Bought for my sister, a real tea drinker: she loved it, and it went straight into service. Even the acid test (does it pour without dribbling) proved a success.
Original take on a classic
My weird husband requested a teapot and tea cosy for his birthday - I couldn't believe my luck when I came across this gem! Fun, functional and original - and best of all, not a crochet stitch in sight!
Tepot Gift
The terrorist teapot combines functionality and fun. And the Balaclava is a great teacosy. The ability to laugh about a terrible issue in today's world makes it less scary -- in a good way.
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