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Sometimes, when everything's going to pot, you've just lost that vital document that you spent the whole morning working on, and it's all got too much, there's only one thing for it.
You just have to turn the key, flip the switches and press The Red Button! Fortunately you only get a honking noise rather than world destruction, but it's deeply satisfying.
This decidedly stupid, but nevertheless useful, four port USB hub is the perfect accessory for desktop destruction.
Littering the desks of megalomaniac world leaders all over the globe, the Armageddon USB Hub (complete with four 2.0 ports) is guaranteed not to launch an inter-continental ballistic missiles, but will make you feel a lot better when you want to nuke your computer.
Features
- Desktop destruction at your fingertips.
- A four port USB hub in the guise of an Armageddon control centre.
- The hub has two switches, one key to turn and a highly secure 'destroy' button.
- The ultimate destruction button is covered by a transparent box, marking its 'deadliness'.
- When the red button is pressed, a honking sound is released.
- Requires a USB port.
- Suitable for ages 14 years+.
- Size: 10 x 8 x 6.5cm.
The Armageddon Hub will not really destroy the world, your desk or anything else for that matter, it is a novelty product to make you smile.
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Customer Reviews for Armageddon USB Hub
At last you can wreak havock that can only be wrought through the 4 USB Hubs of the appocalypse!
This is probably the most useful funny and downright wicked of all the gadets seen thus far.
Works as a conventional 4 port USB hub very well but also ideal for nuking the boss on Friday afternoons - or when your computer acts like it's a toaster make it 'toast'.
A fitting description? - it's the dogs intercontintinental ballistics!!!
claire Phillips, oxford
This is brilliant. I recently started using a USB pen drive and instantly got frustrated with having to crawl around the back of my machine and swear at the inanimate USB ports. I felt like a king when someone asked me to sign for my armageddon detonator. Even more of a baron when I set it down on my desk, flicked the switches, put one of the two keys in and turned it once to the left. The red light came on indicating I was the most powerful man in the office. I would say I was almost scared to push the final red button but, of course, it had already made me too much of a man to even think something this pathetic. My USB devices are grateful to sit in the back of this unit of amazing power. If I were a cable, I'd want to be plugged into a nuke detonator.
Joey R, Paignton
I think it's a really cool piece of kit. I tell my friends I received it in an auction authorised by the government!! Then I flick the switches, turn the key and BOOM!! Or that's what they think when I pretend to run away. Thanks IWOOT!!
Jono, Sheffield
When you've had a long day and hate just about everyone in the world, You can come home, access your USB hub and let all your anger out. Terrific item!
Rachid F, London
If you're like me and love to giggle then this is definitely something worthy of your time! It's an amazing feeling when you push the final button and let your imagination run wild! Goes GREAT with the USB missile launcher too! Wage all out war in the office.
Tony, Chester
It sits on my desk, lurking half in the shadows, waiting for me to wage war on my PC.. I flip the first switch, and look menacingly at my screen. Nothing. I flip the second switch and make a 'Yes, you know what I'm doing..' look. No response. I reach up to the digital lock safe and remove the keys, inserting them into the hub and dramatically twisting them 90 degrees clockwise.. as the danger light illuminates, my PC knows its in trouble.. THEN BANG! I push the red button and revel in the control I have to... to....
to use UPTO 4 (count em), 4! USB gadgets!!
But seriously.. your life is not complete without an armageddon hub. It contributes to my 'control center' PC setup, with the Security Services Style Theme and the ergonomic keyboard. DEMAND DESTRUCTION!! - yours for only £39.99!!
Adam the Evil Genius, London
THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD .. when you are pi**ed off with everything, you use this and it makes you smile agen so it's all good - love it so much !
Danno, Surrey
It Is Really Good, A Must Play
Jordan, Aberdeen, Scotland!
Really, this is a good little toole, it would be nice if you could program it with parameters to Format a USB flash drive or something, I mean, it would definitely take them out with some style would it not?
Chris S, Candelo
