Complaint Department

Some people will complain about anything. Come to think of it it's very likely that they'll complain about this Complaint Department, and without seeing the irony in their complaint. The ability for people to generate a hefty dose of righteous indignation is legend, and 'taking offence' seems to have become a rather shameful national pastime. Well it's time to fight back against the whiners of this world, and this desktop Complaint Department sign is sufficiently offensive to upset, or at least deter, all would be whingers. If they can't see the funny side of it, then their perspective and objectivity need a bit of work. Perfect for the counter in every mobile phone shop in the land (it kind of sums them up rather nicely), and probably the HR department in a lot of big companies. It's funny, very stupid, and will no doubt generate a lot of complaints.

• Perfect for every office environment.
• The hand grenade isn't live, so the only risk you run is causing offence. But then that's the point, and they could always take a number.
• Suitable for ages 8 years + and, well for the light-hearted and immature.
• Size: 19.5 x 14 x 8cm.