If that headline won’t get you clicking through, nothing will.
Some bright spark with a little too much time on their hands has had a crack at working out exactly what it is the Ewoks are on about at the end of Return Of The Jedi and, to their credit, they’ve done pretty well.
Of course, this is the original version, not the hellish overhaul that John Williams and George Lucas tacked on to the Special Editions (nerd alert), complete with Wookie montage. So pick up a microphone and warm your vocal chords up:
Who knew that the last bit was in English? “Celebrate The Love”? By using the helmets of dead soldiers as a rudimentary glockenspiel (skip to 0:28)? Those Ewoks, they’re sick.