You’ve done it again, IWOOT faithfuls – you’ve overwhelmed us with entries, and we’ve had a great week trying to stitch our sides back together. Your jokes have been plentiful, often hilarious and, at times, a little odd. Particular favourites included John S. Moore’s Dali joke (“Thieves have broken into Salvador Dali’s Studio. Police are looking for three giraffes and a mackerel.”) and Alana Jane Rea’s duck joke (“What do you get when two ducks bump into each other? A quack in the space time continuum.”), but we had to painstakingly go through every single one to find our favourite.

So, without further ado, we’re happy to announce that this week’s winner of the iPhone is:

Matt Hall – “abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz – Sorry, just had to post all my letters before the strike…”

Matt’s joke is topical and cheeky, and has particular pertinence in the IWOOT office – We will not bow down to the Postal Strikes! All deliveries will still be made!

Sorry chicken friend, someone else won.

So well done Matt and indeed, well done everyone. Why not have a crack at our Halloween competition this week? You can view the lengthy results of our joke competition and the Halloween competition at our Facebook wall.

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