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USB gadgets aren't always useful. Sometimes they're just beyond belief. Product developers could just spend their time inventing the next best thing since sliced bread, but no, bless them. The world would be a very dull place if it wasn't for there being inventors out there with enough time on their hands to come up with something so stratospherically stupid as this, the USB Humping Dog. Well you've got to do something with your USB ports, so you might as well have a laugh with them. Pop this excitable pup into your PC's USB port and watch as he starts high-speed-humping your machine, yes really. This pint size version or our worryingly popular Humping Dog may not be the next best thing since sliced bread, but it's a lot funnier.
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Date: 29 December 2011
Becky BOO
Exactly what I wanted and more!
Basically, it does exactly as it says, but is definitely more than I expected. I bought this as a present for one of my parents to take to work and have a 'good-old laugh' with his mates, and it worked! When he showed me it 'humping' i couldn't stop laughing! Absolutely amazing! I think it's purpose is mainly just to have a laugh every now and again. It's really great.
Age: Under 18
Gender: Female
Date: 28 December 2011
Ninli
Brilliant
I got this for my brother because he's notoriously difficult to buy for. It was an instant hit, I've not seen him laugh like that for ages. It's an excellent toy for anyone with a good sense of humour.
Age: 25-34
Gender: Female
Date: 24 March 2011
Ted
Hilarious!
Call me immature, but this thing made me laugh for a solid half hour. Bought it with a voucher so it was really cheap, and worth it just to show friends and colleagues. It'll certainly go around the office or classroom more than once, and everyone loved it! Fun little jokey gift for a secret santa or birthday, always a laugh!
Age: 18-24
Gender: Male
Date: 06 December 2010
Emily
Sure It's Funny...
Sure, this item may be funny, but what the website does not tell buyers precisely is that this does not hold memory! I regret now buying this item as I need a memory stick for school and I thought I'll get a funny one so I bought it then saw in very small print 'This product is not USB memory. This product also does not fit into my computer, it expects all consumers to have a laptop, I had to forcibly fit this item into my computer and then found out it does not hold the items I wish it to. Over all this item may be a good laugh now and then to friends and family, but I am regretting the purchase of this product. Emily, Age 13
Age: Under 18
Gender: Female
Date: 08 September 2010
Farz
30 Minute Hysterics!
I'm not sure why I bought this product, I was on a random shopping spree and thought my Office needed some cheering up... I did not expect it to be so... funny. My colleagues were in hysterics for almost 30 Minutes and even went around other Offices in the building to show it... Definitely worth it!
Age: 19-24
Date: 07 May 2010
Wilmur
Why do i find this so funny?!
Truly revolutionary for the USB port; why insert a cup warmer, or any other trivial device into a spare port, when you can use one wisely with this fantastically entertaining little gadget. A little repetitive, sure, but isn't that the idea?
Date: 07 January 2010
jen22
humping dog
great little giggle for those of a like mind! only one thing that we thought would make it funnier. . . . . if it paused and howled! lol x
Age: 25-34
Date: 05 January 2010
moonmonkie
what a laugh!
when i got this i was a bit spectacle as it was for a secret santa, along with the toilet roll mind trainer, inside joke. the USB dog was a hit even with my boss, as soon as people heard about it they wanted to see it and what a crowd gathered to see this little excited dog doing it's thing... made my christmas and i'm sure the lucky person's who i gave it to aswell. BRILLIANT buy!
Date: 05 January 2010
pinkfluffydreams
Date: 05 January 2010
Pineapple
Raising Eyebrows in the Office
This USB humping dog was the best present for my boss for the Secret Santa at work - after I had given this gift, the presents just got more and more crazy. Dark horses emerged from the woodwork, and the office was filled with giggles!!
Date: 23 December 2009
Shadwell
USB HUMPING DOG
This was a very funny present bought for someone. They enjoyed this so much people were asking me where to get another one from. I had to give away the second one I bought becasue of demand. A fun product
Date: 22 December 2009
Philster
Best Hump Yet
I Thought this would appeal to my friends sense of humour and i was not wrong. Despite being in their mid-30's they describe it as the best present yet.
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