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The Christmas edition of Crap Trumps is a cynical take on the retro trading card game that covers all our Christmas pet hates. If the annual orgy of yuletide cheer brings you out in a bad case of the 'bah humbugs', then this is the game for you. The characters and seasonal stereotypes are rated in a scale of misery-inducing attributes such as effort involved, embarrassment level, originality and the internet resale value of any of the tat that got foisted on you by insane relatives.

Christmas, whilst rife with good cheer, just wouldn't be the same without the tide of dysfunctional aunts and uncles, family bickering and forced consumption of the dreaded sprout. Celebrate the ludicrousness of it all with the ultimate antidote to taking the ups and downs Christmas too seriously.

Features

• A cynical take on the retro trading card game.
• 56 cards depicting all your Christmas pet hates.
• Typical festive tat is rated on a sliding scale of offensiveness, including 'internet resale value'.
• Suitable for ages 10 years+.
• Size: 11 x 7.5cm.

We can wrap your purchases and add a hand written Gift Tag with a message of your choice for just £3.95.

Once you have added items to your shopping cart, you can choose to add gift wrapping. When in the Check-Out, you can pick the type of paper you like, whether you would like to wrap items singly, or all together, and you can also type in your own personal message, which we will hand write into a Gift Tag for you.

Hover your mouse over the gift boxes below to see a close-up of each pattern.