Pets' Arse Sharpeners
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keys to grow or shrink the magnifying window.This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that these are the silliest, and doubtless the most tasteless pieces of desk paraphernalia that we have encountered here at IWOOT. Two attributes of course that make showing them to you an absolute necessity. Introducing the Cat and Dog's Arse Sharpeners. Sigh. There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow. You stick your pencil in their derrières, they meow or woof (depending on your pet of choice), and sharpen your pencil. Your peculiar pets stand in their own little trays that catch your pencil shavings. Of course not many people use pencils much these days, but these are perhaps one of the best reasons there has ever been for going out and buying one right now.
Features
- The Cat and Dog's Arse Sharpener, no reading between the lines required.
- Sharpen your pencils and crayons manually using their bums.
- Shavings will fall neatly into their litter trays (included).
- A 'meowing' and 'barking' sound chip (respectively) is activated as you sharpen.
- The animals are made of plastic.
- The cat is in black or white and the dog is available in white.
- Suitable for ages 16 years+.
- Requires a watch cell battery (included).
- Size: 15 x 12 x 4 cm.
No animals were harmed in the making of this product. Don't try sharpening your pencil in a real cat or dog if you value your life. Or even if you don't come to think of it.
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Customer Reviews for Pets' Arse Sharpeners
Pets' Arse Sharpeners
Got it as a gift for my grand mother who collects cats since I'm kid.... I wasn't sure she would find it funny but she absolutely loved it! Cute and funny at the same time, a perfect present ! (and useful at the same time!)
Barbara, London
champion, bloody champion
ian walton
pets arse sharpener is the best!
Donna, Halifax
hey! the music in the video for the dog one is the music from the coffee shop in club penguin! hahahaha! yeah excactly the same!
MegaWeirdo123, Stafford
I had one of these and they were completley hilarious, it's great if you ever get annoyed with something! It's got to be the most funny (yet slightly distrubting) sharpiner I've ever seen.
Debbie, Burnham-on-sea
Totally bizarre - but a great addition to any desk!
Sandy, Thatcham
What an utterly fascinating piece of desktop furniture. You get your blunt pencil, you stick it in the cats arse, you sharpen your pencil!.....I defy anyone not to happily go through their pencil collection repeating the process over and over again....you get your blunt pencil, you stick it in the cats arse, you sharpen your pencil! That's pretty much it .... perfect for non-cat lovers ..... or 'special' cat lovers.
Daz Seaton, Northampton, UK
This is the cutest, funniest and most disturbing pencil sharpener I have ever bought! It's great. Although, when sharpening it does make you feel sorry for the cat because it meows! The RSPCA may not think it's very good but I love it. The IWOOT motto applies here: It's something that i dont need but really really love. 10/10
Daniel Jones, Rushden
Hilarious! I'm always searching for something different for Christmas tree pressies, so bought two of these - one for my elderly mother who spends countless hours chasing after neighbor's cats who ruin her garden. At last - she can get her revenge without actually causing CBH (catual-bodily-harm) to local moggies! And the added bonus of the cat miaowing when you shove the pencil up it's bum is a scream. Top marks !!!!
Teresa Earl, Basildon
The youngies and the oldies all loved this - everybody stops at my desk to have a play and a chat. Great talking (meowing) point - great gift.
Carole, Darlington
