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You've Been April Fooled!
It would be lovely if it did, but sadly this product exists only in our imagination.
It'll blow your mind.
Do you have trouble remembering stuff? Would you sometimes like to share your memories with others? Well now you can with the IWOOT Memory Stick. Using razor edge technology that's so advanced it's really quite ahead of itself, the Memory Stick enables you to download and upload memory fragments via a temporal lobe sensor and store them on the USB Memory Stick. You can then load the memories onto your computer - essentially backing up your brain for when you forget stuff in your old age!
The PC (not Mac compatible yet regrettably) software allows you to store up to an amazing ten years of memories, sort them alphabetically, and even e-mail them to friends and family - though they will need to have their own USB Memory Stick in order to 'run' them, as well as your security code to unlock them.
This is the first production version and there are some very exciting developments and enhancements on the horizon - we're very much hoping that the V2 Dreamcatcher which will record your dreams (only up one hours worth at the moment, and in black and white) will be ready by Christmas.
How it works?
Your memories are stored in the Lenthian area of you brain and replayed in your cognitive synapse clusters (CSCs) at the front of your brain. Although you never strictly speaking lose your memories, we all lose the ability to 'recall' them, i.e. to transfer them to the CSC. The TLS (Temporal Lobe Sensor) can record the memories in the Lenthian area, and then store and replay them in the cognitive synapse cluster at the front of your brain. A technical bridge that helps replace the effects of cranial ageing - brilliant.
Features
- USB Memory Stick.
- 2Gig on-board memory (enough for 2½ hours of memories).
- USB lead and Frontal Lobe Connector.
- Comprehensive CD-Rom Software package.
- E-mail compatibility.
- Firmware upgradeable.
System Requirements:
- Windows 98SE, ME, 2000, XP. (Only use with Windows Vista if you have a decent view from your room).
- USB 1.1 or higher.
- PC Only.
Warning:
Not to be used if you suffer from a heart condition, work for the security services or hear voices in your head at night...
Customer Reviews for The Memory Stick
The Memory Stick
You've Been April Fooled!
It would be lovely if it did, but sadly this product exists only in our imagination.
Thanks IWOOT, since receiving the phenomenal USB Memory Stick I've not missed a birthday of a friend, family member or work colleague. No longer can people tell me "that's not what you said" or falsely fill in the gaps from the office Xmas party. Unfortunately, I now do remember the aforementioned party and my wife has divorced me after 'Memory Sticking' my last boys' night out. THANKS IWOOT.
Martin, Romford
I bought one of these and it worked like a dream. Did a complete download in about 10 minutes. The only downside is that I've forgotten where I've put it.
Dave M, Wembley
Do not use when drunk as it could end up containing corrupt files.
Malcolm M, Queenborough, Kent
Fantastic value! Your users may also be interested in the free 'Gill-T' applet I have written, enabling you to download, then permanently delete, those memories that you know you will not want to recall in later life or risk anyone else being able to view.
Barry W, Tring
Well done to all at IWOOT, some great April gags.
Damian
Damian F, Hertford
It's just amazing.The price is relativley outragous but it was worth it. I ordered one of these for my best friend and she just blew up! cos I read all of her damn memory
Ramtin, L.A
I love this memory stick device. Ever since I got mine I've had loads of time off since all the answers to all the tests I've ever had to take were all easily uploadable into my brain, via the memory stick!
Thanks!
Ate, Tot, Waldorf
Work very well! I wish I have one sooner.
Taht C., Bombay, India
It works very well, but doesn't have sufficient capacity for all the memory I'd like to unload.
badger , Hayling Island
WOW Can't believe these haven't been invented before now. Managed to get all my stuff onto stick with loads of room left to spare ???. Just need to wait for a larger version so I can get everything my wife knows onto one as well.
Richard, Sheffield
These are fantastic! My girlfriend is waiting for a higher capacity one. I don't think she needs to bother as she seems to know everything already! This is plenty, I can now remember when I first met my girlfriend, where I took her, when her birthday is and what to say when she asks "does this make me look fat?". "Hang on", I connect this using the frontal lobe sensor and hey presto! Like I say, she knows everything else so 2GB is plenty.
Dave, Bradford
I will never fill 2gb.
Gary C, Northumberland
U got me, i litterally told everyone about it then my friend told me to click add to basket. Then I realised i actually was tricked! Good one!
Lewis, Huddersfield
This thing is amazing, I achieved the highest possible results in 2 A-Level Exams 100% and the invigilators didnt see this device cuz I moulded it to my ear with skin mould. Unfortunately in my 3rd exam it malfunctioned and started telling me stuff about my late-night binge party last nite. I answered all the questions drunk. A*,A*,F, :-(
But forget the cost and danger, A-Levels are worth the cost!!
Sukh D, London
Hi I have had mine now for two weeks and works very well, I even tried it on the cat just to see what she is upto at night going into the garden hours on end, but when I plug it into the usb to see the pictures they are upside down?? Dogs standing with there legs in the air very weird...
derek, paisley
This is not a joke! It really works.. Everyone should have one. Only downside is viruses, it should not be used by more than one person. I lent mine to my girlfriend and she got infected by a virus that is dormant in male brains. The symptoms are unmentionable :(
JaZz, Warwickshire
Fantastic product. Backed my brain up in ten minutes. Unfortunately I can't remember where I put it!!!!!
Trevor, Bournemouth
The only thing you need to know is its 01/04/07 day today. And it would be foolish to think it was like any other day. lol at IWOOT for such a funny stich up.
craig, sutton in ashfield
Absolutely Amazing! I even got it work on our goldfish. She's never been happier.
Thanks
Noah V
Great April Fool!! If only it were true !!
Val Hawley, Leeds, UK
I thought this would be great, but when I connected it to my head, it didn't read anything. Does it need a driver?
flossie, notts
It worked OK in the beginning but then I picked up some kind of nasty virus. Sometimes when I connect to my temporal lobe, it either shuts me down or makes me go very slowly.
e.g. I was trying to download the position of my feet but it took almost 47 minutes before I could locate them.
One of my friends had one and sadly is no longer with us as he was attacked by a worm.
I would recommend investing in an antivirus software before using the IWOOT.
Sand-Yeti, Dubai
Excellent. I've just upgraded from my old i-Wife memory stick, the best thing is this "remembers" everything, not just my mistakes, Love It!!!
david, Australia
Great, I used it on my gran who has memory problems, the only trouble is from the stuff we downloaded from her brain, we have found out my dad was adopted! The good news however is that he is the queens secret love child, so we are now seeing a solicitor to look into an inheritance claim!
Karen Staples, leeds
Make sure you disconnect the item from its TLS interface before reformatting!
Nav, London
Does not work with Windows Vista...go figure.
Jason smith, valpo
Unfortunately I use a Mac so this isn't possible. Once again, we are left with no help. By the time you get Mac-compatible ones in stock, I will have forgotten to look for it. By the way, does health insurance cover this?
Shirley, Gray
Wow, everyone should have one of these little gadgets! After my company took off, I've been working 16-hour days for the past three years in trying to get new people trained. Now that I can download the information from my brain and send it to them through email, I no longer have the tedious chore of saying the same things over and over again. My biggest job these days is taking looong vacations! :-)
Atelby, Riverside, CA
I am afraid I must have completely misread the data and tried to download my wife's mammeries.
Nik U
If only I could remember where I put my wallet...
Mat Peacock, Some place nice
Great piece of kit!
However I would urge caution in sharing with friends and colleagues as I accidentally swapped mine with someone else's and am now very confused...
Dave R, Bollington
Excellent piece of kit
Andy, London
Its a great little device. Unfortuately I got mine mixed up with a friend at work and now I seem to be caleld Shiela and have a weakness for handbags. Thanks for that iWOOT
George, Salisbury
