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Stress Banana
£5.99
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CODE: STRBAN
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The Stress Banana is just the ticket for curing the office blues as you take out all of your frustration on its squidgy yellow exterior. To quote the bard, "working nine to five, what a way to make a living" (Shakespeare/Dolly Parton - they're both relevant) and Monday morning can be enough to drive a grown man to fruit mutilation come lunchtime. Not that we're condoning attacks on innocent bananas. Or guilty ones for that matter.
This fruity stress buster actually feels like an overripe banana without the ghastly smell and brown patches of ick all over the skin. You can really go to town on it, squishing away to your heart's content and without any of the mess. Nobody likes explaining why they have smooshed fruit all over their desk (unless they work for a fruit durability research facility, but since they're probably just a figment of our imagination then it really is besides the point) so make sure the Stress Banana is always close to hand. It won't count towards your 5-a-day but it just might keep you sane in a crazy work environment.
- A squidgy stress banana for you to take the week's trials and tribulations out on.
- Feels remarkably like a slightly overripe banana.
- Squeeze to your heart's content without worrying about fruit gak clogging up your workspace.
- Please keep all other bananas away from the Stress Banana - the repercussions of squeezing the wrong one are just too horrible to imagine.
- As tasty as the banana looks please do not attempt to eat it - you'll be chewing for hours and it is neither tasty nor particularly good for you.
- Suitable for ages 12 years +.
- Size: 18 x 4.2 x 4.2 cm.
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Date: 10 February 2010
paula123
Banana mania
Super little stress buster! fits in ya bag so ya can take it with you! double as a cosh :)
Age: 35-44
Date: 01 February 2010
Phiiona
Love it
Its a great product and just as described. I bought this because my doctor suggested a stress ball would help the weakness in my hands from a medical condition. It works great and is amazing for stressful times or when you just cannot sit still. The only down side is that it doesnt hold the shape of the banana if you squeeze too hard, but this can be over looked as it will mold back into shape.
Date: 25 January 2010
IsThatAnyWayToBehave
BANANA-PHONE
okay. its a gift for a stressed friend (No names being used here !) but i coulldn't resist having a go first ! ITS FEELS LIKE A REALBANANA !! :O ! :D Deffo reccomend it to everyone! Amaziing !! xx
Age: under 18
Date: 05 January 2010
EffGee
Fruity stress buster
Bought this for my daughter to keep in her desk drawer as she's permanently stressed out by her job and a devoted 5-a-day girl so it's perfect, but it's so therapeutically squishy I nearly kept it myself!
Age: 45-54
Date: 03 December 2009
eyezwideopen
stress head
i have a friend who is a right stress head and works in security so i bought him this to get rid of stress ay work, he keeps it in his pocket and gets some really strange looks while he squeezes his banana in his pocket...hahahahaha
Date: 28 October 2009
Bekka
Date: 25 October 2009
BottleBlonde
Go Bananas!
I bought the stress banana for a friend who had recently broken their wrist and thought it would cheer them up. They loved the stress banana so much they used it to do their exercises to help strengthen the broken wrist. Thoroughly recommended for all those who need to vent their frustration from time to time. Top Banana service !! Thanks a bunch!
Date: 24 October 2009
ziggy
Date: 22 October 2009
Fuzz
Age: 25-34
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