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If you work at a computer, then just like everyone the world over, we're all guilty of doing stuff that isn't strictly speaking 'work' when we're at work. Whether we're playing some inane game, surfing the IWOOT site (which seems to happen a lot), updating our Facebook entry, zipping round the world on Google Earth - whatever the diversion from the mundane reality of work, we need to be able to escape very fast if the boss looms. Not only do you need to be able to duck out of your current diversion quickly, you also need to do it without the evil eye noticing. So a frantic clicking of keys will simply not do, it's far too obvious. Bosses were not born yesterday (as they have an irritating habit of telling us all the time). So what to do? Well get yourself one of these USB Panic Buttons, that's what. Plug it into a USB port and stick the button on the floor by your feet, the moment a suit comes anywhere close, just kick the switch and a suitably busy and important spreadsheet, or flow chart (there's a selection of four you can choose from or you can create your own), will pop up onto your screen - showing you to be the diligent employee you know you're not. A saviour at the click of a button.

Features

• An emergency push button that pulls up boring spreadsheets to get you out of trouble.
• Push the button and your choice of screen with immediately come up.
• Choose from four geeky looking charts or create your own.
• A CD to transfer the software to your PC.
• Requires a PC with USB port and CD-rom drive.
• Not compatible with Mac.
• Suitable for ages 12 years+.
• Size: 9 x 5 x 4.5cm.

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We can wrap your purchases and add a hand written Gift Tag with a message of your choice for just £3.95.

Once you have added items to your shopping cart, you can choose to add gift wrapping. When in the Check-Out, you can pick the type of paper you like, whether you would like to wrap items singly, or all together, and you can also type in your own personal message, which we will hand write into a Gift Tag for you.

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