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Where's that Amazonian Swede (if that isn't oxymoronic) when you need 'em. No matter, as we can't all have personal masseurs immediately to hand, we need a solution to relieve all those aches and pains we get sitting behind (or more probably in-front of) our computers all day.
Enter the USB Massager. Simply plug this noduled (made up word) massage disc into your nearest USB port and press it into sore areas... It has a muscle softening massage speed of 3600rpm and a 1.8m cable to reach the parts other USB massagers cannot reach. Sitting on it is a slightly alarming treat for some, and it's particularly wonderful on your shoulders and the soles of your feet.
It's powered by the USB port on your computer and can be used on a PC, or a laptop for some mobile massaging. Give yourself a break - it's really quite dreamy.
Features
- USB massager - plugs into any USB port for an instant massage
- Comes with 180cm cable
- Size: 9 (diameter) x 4cm
The packaging comes with some helpful hints as to what to do with your massager. All of them are written in the worst English you will ever have read, but it does make them very funny.
Customer Reviews for USB Massager
Why go for your work-out at the gym when you can refresh yourself without leaving the office?
Financial Times, 23rd July 2005
Combine this with the new VoIP stuff, chat rooms and webcam capabilities and you create 'Instant Massaging'... it WILL take off...
Matt, Nottingham
It really was great! Helped me relax and enjoy using my computer so much more. I'd definitely recommend the USB massager to anyone who spends a lot of time on the computer! Thank you!
Hannah N, London
Fantastic to de-stress with mid-way through a hard day at work!
Victoria Page, Suffolk
