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USB Missile Launcher

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The USB Missile Launcher is the ultimate deterrent against those annoying people who lurk around your desk because they've nothing better to do. The Launcher holds three foam missiles, and Missile Command is located on your desktop (which is a great deal more convenient than having it buried under Cheyanne Mountain in Colorado - but that's Norad for you). You simply use your mouse to control the launcher which rotates and tilts as you zero in on your victim, that, despite being deeply childish, is immensely satisfying. The Missile Launcher fires its three foam missiles sequentially as you hit the 'Fire' button, and though collateral damage is minimal, the fun factor is exceedingly high. We just love USB toys.

Features

  • A Missile launcher you can plug into your PC.
  • A pivoted base for directional control.
  • Three foam missiles.
  • A software CD, which supports Windows 2000 and XP.
  • Load the software and a control panel appears on your computer screen, simulating a radar tracking screen.
  • Use your mouse or keyboard to control the 'control panel'.
  • A click on 'Fire' when your target is in sight releases one of the three missiles.
  • Rocket launching sound effects when you fire.
  • Suitable for ages 5 years+.
  • Requires a USB port.
  • Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included).
  • Size: 20 x 14 x 12.5cm.

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This thing is amazing!!! It works great and is so much fun. My friends and I have fun all the time using it. It is a must-have item!
Brad, Salem

This missile launcher is awesome! I got it a few days ago and i cannot believe how fun it is! I can't stop shooting my mates with this little gizmo!
Jom M

I absolutely _love_ my USB missile launcher. When I'm on deadline here at the paper, it has come in extremely handy to fend off those obnoxious blokes who just "have" to have you do some silly project that has nothing to do with editing. It's practically required for all journalists! And unlike the Cartuche rocket, it's aimable--get one for you and one for your best friend.
Deb K, Phoenix

This thing is gr8 - probably the best thing I've ever bough! It's simple to use as well as I'm a bit stupid - my mate bought an R/C blimp and he drove it into the computer room so I aimed then fired - BULLSEYE! I hit it! So much fun, I would give it to anyone. 10 out of 10, a must have toy!
Daniel H, Derby

Who needs elastic bands and rolled up paper, I'm easily winning the arms race in my office. This thing rules.
Paul, London

What a wicked bit of kit, no workplace is safe with one of these, people fear coming to my desk now! must have bit of kit for any IT dept!
Darren, Plymouth

I think that the USB missile launcher is awsome and its great fun to fire it at my brother while he is busy doung homework
JJ Mizon, Bakewell

I really regret getting my mate one of these. He's addicted to it, and hits everyone who walks past his desk. I'm considering buying another to defend myself. This thing is immense.
Will J, Newcastle

Looks exteremly fun and is so fun for shooting at those annoying people!
Jack, Wirral

Got one of these for one of the IT lads at work - he spent all day shooting at people. Best fun he's ever had for 24.99!
Ellie, Ringwood

This site is really brilliant great for laffs when your work mates are feeling down =( hehe
Chris, Nottingham

absolutley awsome, i bough one of these for my dad and his new desk, now apparently when he fires people he 'fires' at them, lol. Best thing ive bought all year.
Chris, Little Eccleston

Its good fun, but the range is rather disappointing at about 2-3 meters. The one I saw on YouTube went much further so I guess they've been 'redesigned'.
Bill, Bristol

Excellent product. Used two with my mate and had a mini game. Started at different ends of the room and my mate flew his blimp over, which he modded to drop bombs XD. All I had to do was turn the blimp by hitting it. Great to play with water balloons. If you want to know how he modded it just email me. If you know my addy.
alex panebianco, Northamptonshire

Brilliant, I'm planning to use it next time I chair in a model united nations conference, perfect for keeping unruly delegates in order
Ollie J, Lymm



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