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Dead Fred

  • Dead Fred

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It's a well known fact that pens have legs, albeit invisible ones. How this came to be so is a matter of much, if pointless, debate. You can put a pen down, but you can't stop it walking away - unlike a puppy. What a pen needs is a home, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play, actually that wouldn't be wildly practical, desktop prairies- can't see that one catching on.

What on earth are we going on about? Oh yes, luckless Fred and wayward pens. Dead Fred is a mildly macabre pen holder for people who revel in not taking life too seriously. Made from soft silicone rubber he lies prostrate on your desk and makes a very natty home for your pen - after all, it's mightier than the sword.

Features

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  • A mildly macabre pen holder.
  • The pen holder is in the guise of Voodoo Fred, with a ready made incision to rest your pen in.
  • Made of soft red silicone.
  • Suitable for ages 16 years+.
  • Size: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm.

Does not include buffalos, deer or antelope, playing or otherwise.

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Reviews Posted Before Our Rating System Began (Prior to 12th Oct '09)

I bought this for a new office and immediately one of my colleagues questioned the sanity of an HSE manager witha voodoo doll on his desk - Job done.
David M, Aberdeen
WOW!!this is the ultimete crime sene.this will keep sherlock holmes buisy. one of your best products!! thanks
janine, retford
I bought Dead Fred for a christmas present for a friend in work. He loved it and everyone asked me where I got it from as they wanted one! Top site for gifts that give you something to talk about!
Leigh J, Liverpool
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