There are times (it seems quite a lot of them) when the sheer drudgery of work transforms us all into zombies. No doubt we've all met a few when buying a burger or a PC, I'm not sure there's a link there. We all know a few people at work who are, without beating about the bush quite clearly members of the un-dead. Heck the corporate world is littered with them. Zombies are not particularly social souls, in that they're all after the same thing, namely eating the living. So what better way to protect yourself from the barely human than by dotting these ridiculous Corporate Zombies about your desktop. Once the bright young things of GiantMegaCorp, they have been ground down to mere shells of their former selves. Complete with poseable arms and eerie green skin that glows in the dark, they carry the trappings of office life, and if nothing else makes one muse 'There but for the grace of God go I'. Soon they will become your friends, and whilst they'll never buy you a drink down the pub, on the upside they're very unlikely to eat you.

Features

• Four zombified office workers.
• Gaunt, green faces.
• The characters glow in the dark.
• The characters limbs are posable and removeable (eek).
• Seven office accessories; mug, clipboard, pad, calculator, mobile, laptop, briefcase.
• Suitable for the cynical aged 16 years+.
• Size: 7 x 3.5 x 1.5cm.

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We can wrap your purchases and add a hand written Gift Tag with a message of your choice for just £4.95.

Once you have added items to your shopping cart, you can choose to add gift wrapping. When in the Check-Out, you can pick the type of paper you like, whether you would like to wrap items singly, or all together, and you can also type in your own personal message, which we will hand write into a Gift Tag for you.

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