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CODE: NOTHIN
What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.
Indeed even old Macbeth, though mad as a kipper, realised that life, whilst full of sound and fury (and that was before iPods) is inherently daft and ultimately signifies Nothing. And let us not forget, that 'Nothing' is so important that most of our universe - and the contents of a lot of people's heads - appears to be made up of it.
It's a statement, an empty gesture if you will, a nod at the futility of ownership, and yet despite 'Nothing' being nothing, it is of course packed with millions of protons, neutrons and what have you, which is pretty good for Nothing.
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Date: 19 December 2011
strawberry
he asked for nothing....
I asked a friend what he wanted for christmas and he kept saying he wanted nothing... so I got him exactly that! When he opened it as much as he was puzzled, he laughed and loved it. He shall be using it on the in-laws over xmas as a joke on them... luckily I wont be there when the sprouts go flying! Highly recommend this as a present!
Age: 25-34
Gender: Female
Date: 11 December 2011
BOB
A good present for those difficult friends of yours...
I have one of those friends that seems to always have everything he could possibly want and whenever you ask for present ideas he says 'nothing'. So finally I can give him just that! A funny little gift.
Age: 18-24
Gender: Female
Date: 26 November 2011
Happy
nothing is great
I bought this as a present for my dad who wants 'nothing' every year for his Birthday. He loves it and it is sitting pride of place on his shelf, a great gift.
Age: 25-34
Gender: Female
Date: 26 November 2011
JG
Great stocking stuffer
Great stocking stuffer for all of those who say they do not want anything for Christmas!
Age: 45-54
Gender: Female
Date: 17 November 2011
Stellarooney
Loved them
I bought two of these and they went down a treat on each occasion. Excellent for the person who says "buy me nothing" or for the person who has everything. I had great fun reading it out each time. Excellent, fun present!
Age: 45-54
Gender: Female
Date: 07 November 2011
Pip75
Perfect!
When you ask - what do you want for your birthday/Christmas and he says nothing? Voila! Brilliant idea and it'll teach him so he won't say nothing ever again.
Age: 35-44
Gender: Female
Date: 03 November 2011
Ma
Absolutely good for nothing
I bought this for my 90 year old mother, who every year tells us that she needs nothing. So what to buy for the person who needs nothing? Just what they need! She loved this 'Nothing' and thats enough to warrant top marks. If in doubt - buy this.
Age: 45-54
Gender: Female
Date: 08 October 2011
Mule
NOTHING
Absolutely perfect purchase for my son's friend who has everything. Extremely funny instructions, very witty. So good that my children now want me to order 3 more for their friends. Teenagers will find this product hilarious and if they possess a wacky sense of humour, this will be the present they most remember. Great for a laugh!
Age: 35-44
Gender: Female
Date: 07 January 2011
The Critic
It does what it says
Life is best kept simple and this is certainly what they have done. Somehow this is incredible.....but i'm not quite sure how
Age: Under 18
Gender: Male
Date: 17 December 2010
cleggerz
nothin
its very amazing i have one best thing to get your friends if they ask for nothing .chloe.clegg.
Age: Under 18
Gender: Female
Date: 12 December 2010
funnyhaha
excellent
This is an excellent gift if you have a mate who is hard to buy for yet has a great sense of laughter- I bought it it for my mate an he cracked up laughing!!!!! It legendary
Age: 25-34
Gender: Male
Date: 02 December 2010
Fluffyhugs
This is amazing!!!
When I bought one of these I wasn't sure if my grandad would like it, but he thought it was fantastic, 'a great joke' he said. I would easily recommend this to anyone not sure about buying presents for someone. Believe me it's worth it!!
Age: Under 18
Gender: Female
Date: 01 August 2010
clueyee
Hilarious!
This was purchased for a friend's birthday. like anyone else, he did say we had to DO nothing for him for his day! So this is exactly what we did. WE BOUGHT HIM NOTHING and he absolutely loved it and it brought many laughs ! He finds it quite amusing that we paid for nothing and sent it! This gift is so worth the laughs and memories! Ty iWoot, for everything!
Age: 35-44
Date: 27 May 2010
Linara
Quite funny
This was quite a good thing to buy, I bought it for my friends birthday, with a real present too. It was hilarious watching her open it up and just see it and get confused. However it's pretty annoying because I bought it and got it wrapped and everything and I ended up paying £10 for literally NOTHING. Oh well, it's the thought that counts isn't it? It's a pretty funny item to buy if you want to pay for a laugh :)
Date: 27 March 2010
Wilmur
When Nothing meets EVERYTHING
I know what your thinking, what's the point? That's what i thought, until i took the step and added it to my basket. now i don't know what i would do without it! It's stylish, simplistic, and subtle all at the same time, with the added benefit of fitting in in your pocket, when you're out and about. Don't want nothing when you can have nothing!
Date: 24 March 2010
3Kimie1
It made me laugh
Gave it to my dad because he always asks for nothing, he didnt seem so impressed but me and my sisters friends were, well worth the confused look on his face
Date: 15 March 2010
Samanthaa
Exactly what it says on the tin
In the immortal words of Frank 'n' Furter (in the Rocky Horror Picture Show) "You asked for nothing, And shall recieve it, In abundance" This product contains.. well, absolutely nothing... Perfection for the person who has everything, and that annoying person who asks for "nothing" Thanks IWOOT
Age: 19-24
Date: 10 March 2010
Tazamoosh
My Mum cried over 'Nothing'
As always, Mum's are one of the hardest people to buy for. Year after year, I ask "What would you like for Christmas/Birthday/Mother's Day?" and every time I get the response "Oh, nothing" - so that's what I did... bought her 'Nothing'. As soon as she opened her gift of Nothing and read the packaging, she was in fits of laughter with tears streaming down her face, calling up people she knew to tell them that her youngest daughter got her Nothing for her birthday. So for anyone who wants a simple quirky present to give to those hard-to-buy-for relatives, Nothing is the way to go. They did ask for it, after all!
Date: 18 February 2010
Missml
funny
ha. that showed him. bet he won't say " nothing" next time
Date: 16 February 2010
macjol
Excellent Fun Factor!
Brilliant little gift and certainly got the best reaction when opened - perfect gift for the person who wants nothing.
Age: 35-44
Date: 09 February 2010
rainy2
it made people laugh
fantastically wrapped, it looked great, then it was opened...... and there was "nothing", well they havnt stopped laughing, and have said what a great joke pressy to give
Age: 45-54
Date: 01 February 2010
braddo
Nothing, Good
This 'Nothing' is a true description of the product
Date: 10 January 2010
MelUK
HILARIOUS
Great fun. Bought it for secret santa present at the office so never had to admit it was me!
Date: 06 January 2010
LuvLi
Christmas Lifesave!
My dad says every year "don't get me anything" and I always struggle so this year I got him exactly what he asked for - nothing!! It was very funny and he loved it. Start stocking up for next year!
Date: 05 January 2010
Madeyemooney
Perfect
Does exactly was it says on the tin. Ideal token gift that causes a few minutes of chortling. Clear precise instructions. Only snag is, it very awkward to wrap.
Date: 05 January 2010
rusty
nothing
i bought this for my niece who said she wanted nothing for xmas. if looks could kill, i would not be writing this. she asked for nothing and received nothing. my brother, nephew and the youngest niece thought it was a great laugh. it went down well and she had a laugh about it as well after the shock.
Date: 05 January 2010
WendyElf
The Nothing and the Everything
Perfect present for those people who say 'I don't want anything for Christmas'. We did. He was delighted.
Date: 05 January 2010
auds
best gift ever
got this for my partner for his christmas, i hid all the rest of his pressies, so there was only NOTHING left ... when he opened it he just burst out lauging ... told him thats the NOTHING he wanted.. thank u IWOOT
Age: 45-54
Date: 05 January 2010
Weens
Nothing
Before Christmas my mother said to me,' Don't get me anything for Christmas, there is nothing I need.' When I saw the nothing product, I knew that I just had to buy it. Came the day we exchanged presents and the family were all together, including my nephew from abroad. I was the first to give a present, so when I gave mum her nothing, I said to her, 'I've bought you exactly what you asked me for.' Well I can tell you the whole room fell about, my nephew was rolling on the floor holding his stomach. My mum read the 'instructions' aloud, which only produced more hilarity. That set the tone for the evening and a good time was had by all. The other gifts I bought from you were gratefully received. My nephew was so impressed with the 'nothing', that he purchased one to take home as a gift for a friend. So I would like to thank you for making my family Christmas a great affair and providing us all with the best laugh we have had in ages. Thank you. Kind Regards
Age: 45-54
Date: 05 January 2010
smanth
Excellent! I had great joy giving this to my partner for Christmas. He really is the man who has everything, & now he has nothing!!!!!
Date: 03 January 2010
Vicks
Date: 18 December 2009
Adrian
perfect present
The perfect present for a Dad who has said for the past 20 years that he wants nothing from us for Christmas - this is precisely what he asked for!
Date: 17 December 2009
FatherofFour
What do you buy someone who has everything!
My father is well off, if he see's something he likes or wants he buys it. Subsequently he is very difficult to buy presents for - when asked for suggestions he'll either tell you to save your money or say there's nothing he needs. This gift ticks so many boxes, it is the perfect gift/joke for the person in your life that is historically difficult to buy for. My only regret is I can't buy another one for his birthday! The packaging and design is first rate, the idea A1 and as a gift, I'm looking forward to seeing his reaction on Christmas morn. I would highly recommend this product to anyone who has someone in their life like my father.
Age: 25-34
Date: 17 December 2009
loopy
Fantastic
I brought this for my brother for christmas as he said that he always wants nothing every year and no-one never gets it. Well I'm not no-one but this is the funnyest kind of nothing I could find. It has a brill description on the front and back that will make you laugh and my best bit says " warning if product does somthing send it back". Well worth the money to see someone laugh.
Date: 17 December 2009
Scamper
Nothing
This is exactly what it says nothing an empty dome. If you(and of course the receiver) have a sense of fun this is the funniest present ever. I got tired of asking what would you like and getting told nothing on christmas day this is going to cause much laughter and be the topic of conversations for a long time BUY IT
Age: 45-54
Date: 17 December 2009
CrepuscularCat
The best "NOTHING" that money can buy
This really is the perfect present, so many people say that there is nothing they want for christmas or birthdays. Now you can fulfill their dreams, get them their very own NOTHING. Light to post and inexpensive to wrap. Easily displayed due to the clever design which makes it a free-standing object. I am delighted and will most definately buy more for other difficult people.
Date: 04 December 2009
Natey
Date: 28 November 2009
elastictangent
It really is nothing
I got his for my best mate. When he opened it he was stunned that you could actually buy nothing. This gift is actually well made and the wording on the package is very clever. The sphere has a point so that the whole package stands up on its own.
Date: 23 November 2009
Krystal
Nothing
This is a really funny present! although the P&P was expensive!
Date: 23 November 2009
taelgie
Great Present if you want to get Nothing
I bought this as a present for a friend - he said he didn't want anythin so i got him nothing instead. It worked. He liked and I happy that my money got him something which is actually nothing!!
Age: 19-24
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