Paparazzi Play Set

Paparazzi Play Set
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- £14.99
- Worth 75 ipoints
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Being famous these days is no longer a measure of your talent, but more an indication of the lack of it. The truly worthy have taken a welcome back seat, allowing the talentless hoards - who all appear to be orange, dysfunctional and staggeringly stupid - to take centre stage. The vulture-like paparazzi now circle over D Celebrity carrion, where once the true stars trod. The last thing any sane human wants nowadays is to be allied with the likes of failed Big Brother contestants, but it is fun being famous, so what to do? Well we have the perfect solution with the Paparazzi Play Set. Now you can bask in the spotlight of your very own red carpet experience, without the indignity of having yourself splattered across the brain-numbing pages of fatuous magazines. These nine members of the worlds snapping media come complete with the ethical and moral depth of an earthworm, are blissfully mute, and will make you feel as adored and sought-after as you no doubt should be. Become a legend in your own lunchtime, a super-star in your sitting room, or a diva at your desk. And best of all, if the paparazzi get on your nerves, you can satisfyingly stamp on 'em without fear of them whimpering off to file a suit against you. Fame without any of the drawbacks.