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Multi-Blade Shaver
You've Been April Fooled!
It would be lovely if it did, but sadly this product exists only in our imagination.
Never be late for work again! The brand new Mobile Razor Attachment is major breakthrough in communication cleanliness.
For years we've been frustrated by the impossibility of shaving whilst on the phone. This may seem unlikely, but in an age where communication is power, very few people are able to be separated from their mobile for more than a few seconds at a time. Because of this phenomenon, far too many people were growing beards (which is simply not acceptable), or letting their leg and armpit hair get frighteningly long - purely because they couldn't shave and talk at the same time. Unsightly hirsuteness is now a thing of the past thanks to the astonishing Multi-Blade Polo Frail Mobile Shaver Attachment.
With six cutting-edge blades you're guaranteed a shave so close you'll feel you've been exfoliated. The first blade shaves you close, the second shaves you closer still, and the other four do more or less the same job with varying degrees of closeness, it's all very cosy. The attachment fits onto any mobile phone, and is activated by the vibra-call function on your phone. All you have to do is get someone to call you relentlessly (often you'll find your Mother will oblige) to ensure a clean and smooth finish.Features
- Six really sharp blades (that for some inexplicable reason seem to get sharper from 1 through to 6, so why they didn't make the first one sharp enough is a mystery).
- Vibra-Call operation.
- Compatible with all gullible mobile phone users.
- Not suitable for use in built-up areas.
Customer Reviews for Multi-Blade Shaver
Multi-Blade Shaver
You've Been April Fooled!
It would be lovely if it did, but sadly this product exists only in our imagination.
The Multi-Blade Shaver - what a fab invention - or so I thought.
my partner happily uses it to shave his chin on his way to work on the tube.
However, I tried shaving my bikini line with it, struggled to answer the phone at the same time, fell into the bath and gave myself an electric shock :-(
Roll on next April 1st for another (not-so) fab invention!
Rachel, Weston-super-Mare
A brilliant item! I use it every morning before going to work and I couldn't live without it!
Adam Douglas, Craigavon
Truely Brilliant! When I received mine, the first thing I did was call myself & shaved my sideburns to resemble a bluetooth headset!!
Richard, Nottingham
It was only when I got this that I realised what I'd been missing in the morning commute into work, superb closeness and even comes with free tissue squares for when the shave is a little too close.
James Malpas, London
