Never be late for work again! The brand new Mobile Razor Attachment is major breakthrough in communication cleanliness.

For years we've been frustrated by the impossibility of shaving whilst on the phone. This may seem unlikely, but in an age where communication is power, very few people are able to be separated from their mobile for more than a few seconds at a time. Because of this phenomenon, far too many people were growing beards (which is simply not acceptable), or letting their leg and armpit hair get frighteningly long - purely because they couldn't shave and talk at the same time. Unsightly hirsuteness is now a thing of the past thanks to the astonishing Multi-Blade Polo Frail Mobile Shaver Attachment.

Features

• Six really sharp blades (that for some inexplicable reason seem to get sharper from 1 through to 6, so why they didn't make the first one sharp enough is a mystery).
• Vibra-Call operation.
• Compatible with all gullible mobile phone users.
• Not suitable for use in built-up areas.

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