We're not entirely sure when the whole 'themed' loo roll concept started, but ludicrously stupid as it is, we love it - actually that's probably exactly why we love it. These two 'themed' loo rolls (we never thought the words themed and loo roll would ever be seen together in a sane world, but fortunately we don't live in one), depict either barbed wire (ouch!) or a measuring tape. On the one hand you have a rather gothic approach, and on the other a more measured approach (groan). The tape measure loo roll is marked out in repeating lengths of 80cm, but where 10cm actually measures 12cm in real life, because, well just because. Now you'll really be able to see how much you get through...

Features

• Choose to have your loo roll sporting a spiky barbed wire look or measure your usage with the metric paper.
• The Barbed Wire Loo Roll depicts twisted wire with uncomfortable spikes.
• The Metric Loo Roll counts from 0-80cm and then repeats the 0-80cm again until the roll is finished (10cm on the roll is the equivalent of 12cm in real life).
• Toilet rolls are 2 ply.
• Each roll is made-up of 360 sheets.
• Buy the loo rolls as a singe roll or as a set of 4 of the same style.
• Colours may vary.
• Suitable for ages 8 years+.
• Size: 10 x 10 x 10cm.

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We can wrap your purchases and add a hand written Gift Tag with a message of your choice for just £4.95.

Once you have added items to your shopping cart, you can choose to add gift wrapping. When in the Check-Out, you can pick the type of paper you like, whether you would like to wrap items singly, or all together, and you can also type in your own personal message, which we will hand write into a Gift Tag for you.

Hover your mouse over the gift boxes below to see a close-up of each pattern.