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Well, isn't this the best knife block you've ever seen in your life? Forget bland polished beech, this is award winning stuff. Designed by the Italian design guru Raffaele Iannello, the 'Voodoo' - or as we like to call it the 'All Men Are Bastards' knife block, is destined to find its place among the greats in the top design museums of the world. It comes complete with a set of 5 stainless steel knives: a paring knife; bread knife; carving knife and a large and small chopping knife. Each of the five knives is held in place by a small magnet in the body, and the blades are protected at the rear by a frosted plastic sleeve. Brilliant design, superb humour, what more could you want in your kitchen (and wouldn't it make the ultimate present for any number of occasions).
Age 16+ only
Features
- All Men are Bastards knife block - with 5 stainless steel knives (a paring knife; bread knife; carving knife and a large and small chopping knife).
- Knives held in place with magnets.
- Size: 41 x 36 x 29cm
- Ages 16+
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Customer Reviews for Knife Block
I have just received my 'All Men Are Bastards' Knife Block and, oh my god, he's gorgeous! He looks even better in the 'flesh' than he does in the catalogue. He would be even better if he had a nameplate so one could give him a name, eg an ex-boyfriend, unfriendly bailiff or tax man perhaps! I absolutely love it and can't wait to show my friends!
Dawn R
Nice comment from a particularly irate customer...
Why is this sexist c**p allowed? How about a female figure being stabbed, and the legend "All women are bitches?" How would that be taken? You would not have the guts to sell it! You cowardly scum that sell this make me sick!
Dave, Newcastle
My husband got me this for christmas, and it is quite possibly my favorite present. now when i'm mad at him, I just go and stab my knife block!
lynda edwicker, gillingham
I gave this funky present to my husband for Christmas and he absolutely loves it. Our satisfaction grew when it freaked his mother out (she thinks it's 'sick'), and when we decided to name it after our annoying neighbour. We love the way it glistens in the corner, waiting for us to slowly remove or insert one of the knives. How horribly wicked!
Sally, London
I brought one of thes little gems back to NZ for my partner and he LOVES it. I had convinced him that I was unable to get one! Everytime someone new comes to the house, they can't believe how awesome it is!
Natalie Good, Auckland
"Rather than letting the lady in your life take her anger out on you, why not get this "amusing" knife block for her to stab? The poor little man holds five stainless steel knives."
T3
Well, I purchased this beauty as a prezzie for my mother. She absolutely adores him... all her friends love him too, he fits perfectly into her modern kitchen and makes an ideal eyecatching addition to any kitchen. Absolutely brilliant!
Becky, Rotherham
I L.O.V.E.MY KNIFEBLOCK - it NEVER fails to put a smile on my face when i go into my kitchen -its a GREAT talking point too occassionally the odd guest needs an explaintion that im not into voodoo hehe - i got it for my birthday after my hubby failed to do anything for my ..3...0!!th (shhh) despite the ''pressure all around him to do so'' so my knifeblock is named after him..and is better looking ha ha. EVERY KITCHEN NEEDS ONE OF THESE..
rachael, cambridge
This is just fabulous, and for anyone who thinks its sexist, get a life, its just a bit of fun. I bought one for my girlfriend and instead of her giving me **** she takes it out on the little man. Genius lol.
Clayton, Cardiff
I think that this is AWESOME, and if it was in the shape of a woman I still would. Clayton is so right - get a life! Oh 'n by the way: 101% n proud!! tehe! c'mon ladies!
Nikki L, stoke-on-trent
Hell hath no fury like a woman with five very sharp knives. Give her somewhere to put them before she finds somewhere herself!
A woman needs something to take out her anger, and what better than a small plastic man to take those blows for you. Stylish - Functional - Not suitable for manically depressed spinsters.
Buy one today and save your marriage!
L Griffiths, Abersoch
Every single person who has visited our pad since getting these has commented on them - from my 60-something year old mother, to some of our 21 year old customers. Highly recommended for a talking point in the kitchen - and the knives are pretty nifty too, still going strong and sharp many months in :)
Hilary, London
