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Time is so staggeringly elastic. The seconds of terrifying anticipation before your parachute opens stretch ahead of you like hours, the minutes before you have to get out of your warm bed to go to work flash by in a nanosecond. The Lifetimer clock lets you keep track of the important things in life in a wonderfully novel way. The clock face is surrounded by a collection of buttons relating to different aspects of your life, such as your next holiday, your next tea break, your birthday, the time you knock off from work, even the last time you had rumpy pumpy. Simply pressing any of these buttons will give you the number of hours, minutes and seconds you've got left (or that have passed in the case of some) till the event happens. Press, and it's only seven minutes and twenty seconds to your coffee break; press, and you've been in your current relationship for two years, three months, six days, ten hours, four minutes and twelve seconds, etc etc. It's a brilliant idea and great fun - in fact it's amazing quite how much time you can waste simply pressing the buttons to see how much time you're wasting. Watch the seconds left till you can go home from work tick away (backwards of course), or the days since you last made like a rabbit add depressingly up.
The Lifetimer - possibly the most interesting and interactive clock ever invented.
Features
- The Lifetimer keeps track of the important things in life, counting up or down to momentous events like 'home time'.
- An option to set the clock to 12 or 24 hour clock.
- A stopwatch function.
- The Lifetimer counts the days until your Birthday, Christmas, next holiday, lunch hour, home time, the weekend, the event of your choice.
- The Lifetimer times how long it has been since you started your job, began your relationship, last had sex.
- The calendar stretches up to the year 2050.
- The Lifetimer is an interactive little thing, pinging away with date reminders and scrolling messages across its back-lit LCD screen.
- Ergonomically designed.
- Powered with 2 x AAA batteries (not included).
- Suitable for ages 12 years+.
- Size: 8.5 x 9.4 x 8.5 cm.
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Customer Reviews for Lifetimer
Perfect egg timer - bought this for my husband for Christmas and since then may have OD'd on eggs as they are perfect every time - I like soft boiled, he likes hard boiled and thanks to this device, we now only need to use 1 pan. Brilliant - thanks IWOOT.
Laura S, Sheffield
I love this website! It's fabulous, you've literally got something for every occasion! It's amazing, thank you so so so much! You've made my life SO much easier! lol! Thank you! xxx
Vicky V, sheffield
Its easy to obsess about things in life...especially when you have nothing to do..Like now. I have a broken ankle..this gives me very little to do except while away the time...but now I can see at the touch of a button how long until the day my plaster comes off... Perfect gift for the slightly obsessive ones out there! Thanks iwoot...my recovery time will go much quicker! (10 days, 8 hours, 6 minutes and 53 seconds...but whos counting?!!)
Julie, Liverpool
Ah, the life clock. Remnding me .... and my boss every day that my sex drought is too long for even the life clock to register. But I still love it - it warms me up to think my holiday is only 186 days away... and maybe the drought will end then too!
Charley, Colchester
Utterly amazing! Always good to wake up each morning after a party and see the lil' display say "4 hours since last had sex" haha priceless!!
Dan, Welwyn Garden City
I got this for my boyfriend for his birthday - absolutely loves it. I now get an update frequently on how long it is since we last had sex, how long we've been going out, and how many days and minutes until his next birthday (when I'll blantantly have another surf on here to find another wacky but slightly useful thing to get him)!
Cheers IWOOT, keep up the good work!
Shona, London
This is great for in the office, especially for counting down to your holiday, hometime and more importantly the weekend! Beats clockwatching anytime!! I love it, it's a brilliant pressy....only 8 minutes til hometime!! YEAH!!!
Fiona
I got this as a present. It is great and all, but I cant seem to change the time that 'things' took place away from am... and well... for me.. some of the events it can measure happen in the pm! if you know what i mean! ;)
Jon Hardcastle, Brighton
Bought this for my husband thinking this year he'll remember our anniversary, in 5yrs he's never remembered ANY! Well he programed in everything BUT anniversary and even HIS birthday, not mine. Needless to say great idea but just not for someone who can't remember he's married and to mark it down! (GGRRRRR)
Gray Draper, Lincoln
This is a genius little device. I especially love hearing it beep on a Friday afternoon at the end of my working day, telling me that it's the start of the weekend! (I spend most of Friday waiting for that message!)
Also thanks to this I'll never forget another anniversary, so it's gets me out of lots of tourble too!
Alison, St. Asaph, North Wales
I'm searching this website after looking through your magazine at my boyfriends last week! I love everything, it's great! And I especially love this clock ... so I'm buying it for my boyfriend's birthday along with the memory stick campervan.
This site has defo got one happy customer!!
Steph, M'bro
My hubby is currently deployed with the Army so bought two, one for him and one for the kids. with one press of a button we can see when how many days til R&R and another to see home many til he is home for good. Pitty the home one only does hours and not days and months!! Another bad things is when you press the last had sex button :( hehe
Lyndsey, Salisbury
The best present i've ever had!!!
George, Oxfordshire
