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Nothing
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Gift Wrappable
Free delivery until 5pm on Wednesday 11th November! Orders made before 3:30pm will be shipped today.
What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.
Indeed even old Macbeth, though mad as a kipper, realised that life, whilst full of sound and fury (and that was before iPods) is inherently daft and ultimately signifies Nothing. And let us not forget, that 'Nothing' is so important that most of our universe - and the contents of a lot of people's heads - appears to be made up of it.
It's a statement, an empty gesture if you will, a nod at the futility of ownership, and yet despite 'Nothing' being nothing, it is of course packed with millions of protons, neutrons and what have you, which is pretty good for Nothing.
Features
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- A packet full to the brim with nothing.
- Suitable for ages 14 years+.
- Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm.
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I got one of these for my brother for his birthday - needless to say, he was less than impressed after he had got me a Fatboy bean bag!!!
Adam, Hoddesdon, Herts
Absolutely ingenious. The ideal present for someone you don't like but you have to buy a present for. Perhaps IWOOT can now invent "something" made out of "nothing"? Which consists of a clear ball inside of 'nothing'!
Lucy W, Bournemouth
Wicked, absolute genius!! Ever been disappointed when your mum or brother or sister insists you don't have to get them anything? Well then, this is a great pressie to get them!! They can't say you didn't listen!
Daniel, Ipswich
Getting one of these for one of my best mates for a Xmas pressie, hehe - we're always trying to find random things as gifts and I think this tops the lot.
Pete, London
I bought hubby craptrumps for valentines day, he was not very impressed as they listed some of the cars he had owned in the past!
Joanne P, Rotherham
That literally "nothing" becomes the very thing that transforms into thankfulness, bubbling up in surrendered gratitude for this precious life and all its appearances, like a compassionate, mysterious and effervescent spring bubbling up from the meaningless nowhere of nothing. Really the thing I bought is very worth to candle the dark.
Dhivya, Coimbatore
what a great idea, when you ask someone what they want as a present they usually say "nothing" so this is a tottaly pewrfect preswent giving someone exactly as they wanted
bex, rothes
This is a brilliant present. Great for when you ask them what to get you something and they say surprise me or get me 'nothing'! Very funny and every wants to get one for someone. I recommend buy for some one who is difficult to buy for.
Caroline, Stoke-on-Trent
As soon as i saw it i thought "that CANNOT be real!" but then i read the discription and the features and saw it say 'Suitable for ages 14 years+.' and thought " why the heck does nothing have an age limit? You cant be younger that 14 to get nothing?"
MegaWeirdo123, Stafford
For my brothers birthday, I thought of revenge this year! I gave him a huge present and as he opened the first layer of wrapping paper there was some more wrapping paper, he upwrapped 12 layers of paper until he reached a note. "Sorry, but we didn't have time to wrap the present, it's in the kitchen waiting for you! At this time he when crazy and when he calmed down he walked into the kitchen and found the IWOOT nothing! Best prank ever!
George, Barnsley
this is a great idea to give a gift for my friend, and you know what did i recieve from my friend? Nothing.
Nam, Winston-Salem, NC, US
When I told the guys at work I was getting them 'nothing' for Christmas I don't think they're gonna be expecting literally Nothing!
'I've ordered nothing for you all'
They havn't a clue, which probably means I won't be getting any presents of them this year!
Oh well.
Brilliant idea dot com.
Fran, Wolverhampton
So when retailers such as Amazon are trying to cut down on the amount of packaging items use, because it is wasteful, IWOOT are selling an item that is nothing but packaging?
What a waste!
Darren, Reading
I told my brother I got him something for his birthday...
Something that the rich people want.
Something that is more powerful than god.
Something that is more evil than the devil.
So i got him "nothing".
We haven't spoken since.
James, Tresco, Isles of Scilly
My husband always hated spending money on himself, or letting me spend money on him. He always said 'I don't need anything...'. Guess what I bought him for Christmas?! You should have seen his face!! The poor guy was so disappointed. Luckily I had 'monogomy' hidden upstairs!!
Needless to say there were no complaints when I asked for money as we get close to his birthday...!
Rebecca, Salford
I constantly told my mum she was getting "nothing" for Christmas, and this meant I could get her "nothing" without feeling guilty!!
Alysha, Hatfield, Herts
If the rich need it and the poor have it, then this is very handy - the rich will pay, and the poor don't need to pay as they already have it~
A Person, A Place
Brilliant fun and surprisingly entertaining!
A money-box must have and a gadget essential.
Adam , Burton
This is a brilliant idea, I have to get one. I work at heathrow, one of the gold bars from the 1983 great gold theft was found at the airport and was being used as a doorstop! Brilliant!
Anthony, London
