Monkton Toys
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keys to grow or shrink the magnifying window.It's quite common to imbue stuffed toys with human characteristics, less known however is the truth behind these seemingly inert creatures. Who could have predicted that the Madness Hamster can steal bits of your brain in the night? Thanks to the slightly unhinged mind of Edward Monkton, this mildly insane creature has come to life.
This delightfully bizarre creature comes in a gift bag that tells a slightly wacko story about its occupant. A Cuddly animal to make you smile with cute sentiments that won't make you cringe.
Just to get you in the mood for madness, here's a note of warning from the Madness Hamster:
Every night they visit you Every night they come And bit by bit They steal your brain And feed it to their MUM
Please note, this product is exempt from all special promotions and discount offers.
Features
- Iconic Edward Monkton Madness Hamster in presentation gift bags.
- The toys' gift bag is illustrated and printed with the random thoughts of Edward Monkton.
- Suitable for ages 5 years+.
- Size: 16 x 10 x 6cm (approximately).
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Customer Reviews for Monkton Toys
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very cute...and a bit too realistic
Vicki, Wirral
I loved the lover dinosaurs. I bought them for my girlfriend at Christmas and she loved them too. Course she did dump me this month but I DON'T BLAME THE DINOSAURS! They came real quick too and I love them so much I want them back. I may have to sneak in and steal them!
Karine C, Swindon
I got the love dinosaurs for valentines day, and i love them so much!
They are small and sweet and they are going to bring me so much luck!
Thank you stew, i sure advise EVERYONE to buy them they are so loveable!
gem, paignton
I love my Cat of Glory, it is soft and warm and fuzzy and cute, and one of the sweetest presents my boyfriend has given me. He did good! As well as keeping me company when he's not here, it also means I get to make jokes about my "glorious pussy" which has kept the smuttier of my friends and colleaguse mildly amused for hours...
Zena J, Nottingham
Once upon a time there lived two people, Nikki and Jonny. They were very much in love. One day, Nikki was looking for a pet to share with Jonny. She tried all the pet shops, but she couldn't find a pet that was perfect for Jonny. She was very sad.
She was just about to go to sleep, when a shiny branded purple I Want One of Those fairy came through the window.
'Oh Nikki, why are you so sad?' asked the fairy.
'Oh little fairy, I don't know what to do - I've looked everywhere for a pet for Jonny, but I can't find one that's right.' sniffled Nikki.
'Well, why not try I Want One of Those?' suggested the fairy, whipping out a shiny branded purple I Want One of Those laptop.
After a bit of magic and a lot of tapping, the fairy found the perfect pet for Jonny - a pair of dinosaurs! They were beautiful and in love, just like Nikki and Jonny, so Nikki asked the fairy nicely if she could have them.
A flick of a wand and a secure credit card transaction later, the fairy flew away and asked a man called Richard to send some dinosaurs to Nikki.
Two days later, the postman knocked on the door and delivered the dinosaurs to Nikki. She was so happy, she rang Jonny up straight away, and he came round.
Jonny was so happy with his new pet dinosaurs, and they lived happily ever after!
Jonny Arnold, Hartlepool, UK
