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Who on earth thought "I know, let's make a stuffed Chihuahua that you strap to your leg and that humps frantically while yapping away in frenzied delight?" Where did that come from? We can only sit back in awe at the thought process, and slowly begin to understand how the truly great inventors of our age spend their free time.
Humphry the Mini Humping Dog (what a delightful name) has straps on his front legs so you can attach him to your leg, then with one squeeze of his ear he begins to, er hump. His humping and yapping become more and more frantic and culminate in a satisfied groan - perhaps that's more information than you needed. Why are we selling something so truly tasteless? Because pretty well everyone in the company wanted one when the prototype came in. So either everyone here at IWOOT is tasteless, or it's just the funniest thing ever - it's a moot point. Whatever the reason, the Humping Dog will incite uncontrollable laughter wherever he performs.
Features
- One sexually over zealous Chihuahua
- Straps for attaching to leg or table leg
- Squeeze his ear to let him rip
- Humps and yelps for up to 30 seconds (sigh)
- 21cm high
- Strap for leg 23cm
- 2 x AA batteries (included)
Customer Reviews for Humphry the Mini Humping Dog
Bought this hilarious item for my husband, because after the crap he bought me last Christmas, this is the only hump he'll be getting this year.
Emma, Somewhere cold and wet
I got one of these as a Christmas present and it has brought so many laughs, its gr8.
Paul , Bedford
The "humping dog" was actually a gift for a mate, but when I received it (in record time I must add) I had to open it to test it. IT'S ACTUALLY SO FUNNY YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT! My mum hates it though, saying stuff like "who would give something like that as a gift?!?!" etc etc, but I actually love it. Definitely for the young teen inside!
Andrew C, Ayr
I bought this for my dad for xmas and now it's his mascot, he and his friend do the round Britain rally on their motorbikes, and on the next one Humphrey will be coming along too and will be in evey photo they take.
Vicky M, Knott End
Looking to buy a gift for the person who has everything? Well I did, and knowing this person has a sense of humour what better choice than Humphry the mini humping dog. His name is most apt as he does exactly as his name suggests.
When he is removed from his cardboard box you'll see he has a strap that says pull me, pull it to remove the strap as this is the link for the battery to work.
Using the velco strap attached to his front two legs you strap then either around your arm or leg,then press his left ear button, there's a little ticket that tells you where to press.
Surprise your friends as Humphry goes into full doggie humping mode, moving up and down and making the most outrageous noises, he will have you in fits of laughter.
His cheeky grin and big eyes make humphry the Must Have dog of the year. At Only £9.99 he is most certainly entertaining and worth every penny.
So for great fun, and loads of laughter Humphry is the dog for you.
Vera Blair, Bristol
Every year at Christmas me and my uncle send each other a "poor taste" gift, this year I was well and truly trumped by him with this absolutely bizzare gift. I have to say that this made my Christmas and was a talking point over the Christmas dinner table. I thoroughly recommend buying this for anyone who has a sense of humor, or better yet for someone who hasn't!
Better yet buy it for yourself and leave it where some unsuspectingly friend will press the ear and get violated!
Andy, Hastings
