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If like us, you suffer from the almost constant disappointment of holy effigies failing to miraculously appear to you during breakfast, well, fret no more, because help is at hand. The problem with your everyday religious apparitions is that, well, for the fainthearted at least, they're a bit rubbish. Often it takes an almost suicidal leap of faith to see your chosen deity appear in your breakfast. You may have to squint sideways through blue Venetian silk stretched over the branches of a two hundred year old Abyssinian cedar tree, on the last Wednesday in June, whilst standing on one leg in a an old sink half filled with water drawn by neutered goats from the 'Well of Indecision' high in the Kibla mountains - and even then, you may still find you're just looking at what will now be a rather cold piece of toast.
So, don't leave it to chance or random benevolence (never a safe bet), this absolutely brilliant yet thoroughly un-blessed pair of Holy Toast presses, will guarantee you a highly visible (even to the faithless), and perfect Virgin Mary every time. Just press your bread into the mould, pop it into the toaster and, with no miracle whatsoever, your toast will become an icon.
This is definitely the best thing that's happened to breakfast since sliced bread, even if it is virgin on the ridiculous.
Features
- Set of two Virgin Mary bread presses.
- Make your average pre-sliced bread the bread of heaven by pressing it into the mould and popping the bread in the toaster (having removed the mould .obviously).
- Suitable for toastaholics of all ages but we recommend adult supervision for making toast.
- Size: 10.5 x 8.5 x 2cm.
Do not put the mould itself in the toaster, it will melt.
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Customer Reviews for Holy Toast - Set of 2
I have ordered these for my brother's communion. We're having a big party and serving pate so this will be perfect for the toast.
Clare, Glasgow
We ordered this for a lapsed catholic friend of ours to get her some brownie points with him upstairs. It could be too late as we think she is probably going to the toastie place anyway...
Nettie, Glossop
Whoa, needless to say this makes an awesome gift, however I recommend keeping the toast away from your true Catholic mother-in-law if u have 1 (I'm still not allowed in the house, it's being exorcised).
Bob, Hull
Was going to give this to my parish priest for Christmas, but thought he may not see the funny side, so am giving one to my sister, and keeping one myself. I'll put a few quid in the collection box instead.
Amanda, Liverpool
Holy **** - after being pestered about this item since my boyfriend saw it, I have finally given in. So on this Christmas morn he will be celebrating on the most holy day with the most holy toast...
Stroma S, Edinburgh
this thing is hilarious, my friend is the most religious person you would care to meet, so we set him up with some "holy toast" it was the funniest thing ever, top buy, worth every penny
sam, heathfield
absolutely awesome....i got this for a friend for christmas and we had fun making toast with it, then getting drunk....its funny what effigy toast leads to....
Helen, Southport
