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It's a well known fact that pens have legs, albeit invisible ones. How this came to be so is a matter of much, if pointless, debate. You can put a pen down, but you can't stop it walking away - unlike a puppy. What a pen needs is a home, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play, actually that wouldn't be wildly practical, desktop prairies- can't see that one catching on.

What on earth are we going on about? Oh yes, luckless Fred and wayward pens. Dead Fred is a mildly macabre pen holder for people who revel in not taking life too seriously. Made from soft silicone rubber he lies prostrate on your desk and makes a very natty home for your pen - after all, it's mightier than the sword.

Features

• A mildly macabre pen holder.
• The pen holder is in the guise of Voodoo Fred, with a ready made incision to rest your pen in.
• Made of soft red silicone.
• Suitable for ages 16 years+.
• Size: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm.

Does not include buffalos, deer or antelope, playing or otherwise.

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We can wrap your purchases and add a hand written Gift Tag with a message of your choice for just £4.95.

Once you have added items to your shopping cart, you can choose to add gift wrapping. When in the Check-Out, you can pick the type of paper you like, whether you would like to wrap items singly, or all together, and you can also type in your own personal message, which we will hand write into a Gift Tag for you.

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