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What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.

Indeed even old Macbeth, though mad as a kipper, realised that life, whilst full of sound and fury (and that was before iPods) is inherently daft and ultimately signifies Nothing. And let us not forget, that 'Nothing' is so important that most of our universe - and the contents of a lot of people's heads - appears to be made up of it.

It's a statement, an empty gesture if you will, a nod at the futility of ownership, and yet despite 'Nothing' being nothing, it is of course packed with millions of protons, neutrons and what have you, which is pretty good for Nothing.

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  • A packet full to the brim with nothing.
  • Suitable for ages 14 years+.
  • Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm.
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I got one of these for my brother for his birthday - needless to say, he was less than impressed after he had got me a Fatboy bean bag!!!
Adam, Hoddesdon, Herts

Absolutely ingenious. The ideal present for someone you don't like but you have to buy a present for. Perhaps IWOOT can now invent "something" made out of "nothing"? Which consists of a clear ball inside of 'nothing'!
Lucy W, Bournemouth

Wicked, absolute genius!! Ever been disappointed when your mum or brother or sister insists you don't have to get them anything? Well then, this is a great pressie to get them!! They can't say you didn't listen!
Daniel, Ipswich

Getting one of these for one of my best mates for a Xmas pressie, hehe - we're always trying to find random things as gifts and I think this tops the lot.
Pete, London

I bought hubby craptrumps for valentines day, he was not very impressed as they listed some of the cars he had owned in the past!
Joanne P, Rotherham

That literally "nothing" becomes the very thing that transforms into thankfulness, bubbling up in surrendered gratitude for this precious life and all its appearances, like a compassionate, mysterious and effervescent spring bubbling up from the meaningless nowhere of nothing. Really the thing I bought is very worth to candle the dark.
Dhivya, Coimbatore

what a great idea, when you ask someone what they want as a present they usually say "nothing" so this is a tottaly pewrfect preswent giving someone exactly as they wanted
bex, rothes

This is a brilliant present. Great for when you ask them what to get you something and they say surprise me or get me 'nothing'! Very funny and every wants to get one for someone. I recommend buy for some one who is difficult to buy for.
Caroline, Stoke-on-Trent

As soon as i saw it i thought "that CANNOT be real!" but then i read the discription and the features and saw it say 'Suitable for ages 14 years+.' and thought " why the heck does nothing have an age limit? You cant be younger that 14 to get nothing?"
MegaWeirdo123, Stafford

For my brothers birthday, I thought of revenge this year! I gave him a huge present and as he opened the first layer of wrapping paper there was some more wrapping paper, he upwrapped 12 layers of paper until he reached a note. "Sorry, but we didn't have time to wrap the present, it's in the kitchen waiting for you! At this time he when crazy and when he calmed down he walked into the kitchen and found the IWOOT nothing! Best prank ever!
George, Barnsley

this is a great idea to give a gift for my friend, and you know what did i recieve from my friend? Nothing.
Nam, Winston-Salem, NC, US



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