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Words cannot begin to describe the awfulness of this fantastic gizmo. It's classic shallow-end of the gene pool stuff.

Everyone in the office screamed "We can't sell that thing on the site!" and then proceeded to play with it for hours. Everyone else in the building bought one before we even had a chance to photograph it, and the walls echo with the sound of airy relief.

The remote works at impressive distances and the machine produces a variety of frighteningly realistic sounds, from polite little burps to a "morning after a curry" trumpet. The only sound louder than the farts is the laughter from all the other offices.

Nice to know no-one ever really grows up.

Features

  • Tiny easy-to-hide remote control
  • Works up to 100 feet away
  • Works through walls
  • 15 realistic sounds
  • Takes 1 x 9V Battery(not included).

Accessories

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£2.99

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Fart Machine

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I strapped the fart machine to my bike and rode through the night. Farting, loving, living.
Tom, Orlando

The IWOOT box arrived yesterday and within it lay this wonderful machine. A couple of tips: 1) hide it in an all female office (they tend to try to ignore the first 'eruption' with a strained politeness, it's priceless!); 2) try taping a thin layer of foam or a piece of cloth to the speaker to get the authentic 'through-the-pants' effect that you will no doubt be striving for. If I carry on using this, my laughter is going to start rupturing blood vessels in my face!
Mr G, London

This went down a treat in my office when I hid it next to the coffee machine. I set up my webcam so that I could see when the others were congregating and having a coffee then pressed the button... you will not believe the looks they gave eachother and no one would own up to it (surprisingly!). Made my day!
Karen, Antibes, France



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