Monkton Toys
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keys to grow or shrink the magnifying window.It's quite common to imbue stuffed toys with human characteristics, less known however is the truth behind these seemingly inert creatures. Who could have predicted the Penguin of Death that can kill you in 412 ways, that the Mad Hamster can steal bits of your brain in the night, or that the Cat of Glory is so full of splendour. Thanks to the slightly unhinged mind of Edward Monkton, these and many more adorable and yet mildly insane creatures have come to life.
The leather jacketed Rock Pig is ready to rock your world, and the Lover Dinosaurs are ready to melt any passing heart (which makes a change from eating it). Each of these delightfully bizarre creatures come in a gift bag that tells a slightly wacko story about its occupant. Cuddly animals to make you smile with cute sentiments that won't make you cringe.
Just to get you in the mood for madness, here's the song of the Rock Pig.
Rock Pig don't like disco Rock Pig don't like dance Rock Pig don't like ambient Rock Pig don't like trance Rock Pig don't like R and B Rock Pig don't like soul Rock Pig just likes heavy duty Bad-ass ROCK'N' ROLL
And a note of warning from the Mad Hamster,
Every night they visit you Every night they come And bit by bit They steal your brain And feed it to their MUM
Features
- Iconic Edward Monkton toys in presentation gift bags.
- Choose from The Mad hamster, The Two Lover Dinosaurs, The Penguin of Death, The Cat of Glory or The Rock Pig.
- Each of the toys' gift bags is illustrated and printed with the random thoughts of Edward Monkton.
- Suitable for ages 5 years+.
- Size: 16 x 10 x 6cm (approximately).
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Customer Reviews for Monkton Toys
Monkton Toys
very cute...and a bit too realistic
Vicki, Wirral
I loved the lover dinosaurs. I bought them for my girlfriend at Christmas and she loved them too. Course she did dump me this month but I DON'T BLAME THE DINOSAURS! They came real quick too and I love them so much I want them back. I may have to sneak in and steal them!
Karine C, Swindon
I got the love dinosaurs for valentines day, and i love them so much!
They are small and sweet and they are going to bring me so much luck!
Thank you stew, i sure advise EVERYONE to buy them they are so loveable!
gem, paignton
I love my Cat of Glory, it is soft and warm and fuzzy and cute, and one of the sweetest presents my boyfriend has given me. He did good! As well as keeping me company when he's not here, it also means I get to make jokes about my "glorious pussy" which has kept the smuttier of my friends and colleaguse mildly amused for hours...
Zena J, Nottingham
Once upon a time there lived two people, Nikki and Jonny. They were very much in love. One day, Nikki was looking for a pet to share with Jonny. She tried all the pet shops, but she couldn't find a pet that was perfect for Jonny. She was very sad.
She was just about to go to sleep, when a shiny branded purple I Want One of Those fairy came through the window.
'Oh Nikki, why are you so sad?' asked the fairy.
'Oh little fairy, I don't know what to do - I've looked everywhere for a pet for Jonny, but I can't find one that's right.' sniffled Nikki.
'Well, why not try I Want One of Those?' suggested the fairy, whipping out a shiny branded purple I Want One of Those laptop.
After a bit of magic and a lot of tapping, the fairy found the perfect pet for Jonny - a pair of dinosaurs! They were beautiful and in love, just like Nikki and Jonny, so Nikki asked the fairy nicely if she could have them.
A flick of a wand and a secure credit card transaction later, the fairy flew away and asked a man called Richard to send some dinosaurs to Nikki.
Two days later, the postman knocked on the door and delivered the dinosaurs to Nikki. She was so happy, she rang Jonny up straight away, and he came round.
Jonny was so happy with his new pet dinosaurs, and they lived happily ever after!
Jonny Arnold, Hartlepool, UK
