Nothing (For the Person Who Has Everything)


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The predicament of what to buy a person who has everything has reared its ugly head once more. Well here is the answer - nothing at all.

Filled with absolutely nothing (well other than all the atoms and other scientific things that make up thin air, but you get the picture). This 'empty gesture' is the only way you can make your point to someone fortunate enough to have every gadget or luxury item known to man.

If they really wanted to make use of 'nothing', the lucky recipient could use it as a decorative bauble at Christmas - the spherical shape is ideal to hang on a Christmas tree. See you can make something out of nothing after all. - L.M.


  • A packet full to the brim with nothing
  • Perfect for the person who has everything
  • Suitable for ages 14+
  • Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm

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The hit of Christmas morning

The laughs that "Nothing" produced were more than worth the purchase price!! I only dared to buy it for my husband but I should have gotten one for all the family since it was by far the hit of Christmas morning. We now have it propped up on our shelf to provide a chuckle when needed. The description and instructions on the packaging are awesome!

28 January 2015 by



I'd like to speak to the person who made this. Need to tell them something. ASAP

15 January 2015 by



What a clever gift. It made me laugh more than anything I've been given in years - laughter I shared with my kids (who gave it to me) - and we continue to laugh at the mention of nothing! Great!

29 December 2014 by



Subject gorgeous , perfect service and excellent shipping perfect

22 December 2014 by


Funniest, simplist gift to annoy a loved one

My wife asked for an early Christmas gift so I couldn't resist to left her get NOTHING. After she'd had a good look and realized what it was and the fact it was nothing she looked like id just ruined christmas. Her facial expression was priceless. Was that funny it made up for the fact I'd payed money for absolutely nothing

16 December 2014 by


definate buy

I shall be using this at Xmas for my partners very young brother who wants for nothing but has every technological device out there and strictly brand name attire.I consider this the greatest gift I could give to such a person. To all those out there who knows a child or adult who suffers such a this just to see the look on their face *insert evil laughter here*

1 December 2014 by



This is absolutely fabulous!!! I bought the Nothing 3 years ago because my son who is now 21 always said when I broached the question "What do you want for your birthday"....Answer: "Nothing" I ok . "What do you want for Christmas?" Answer: "Nothing...If I want it I can buy it"...Well tell you what I bought him his Nothing for Christmas and he was absolutely delighted!!! But he thought he could have fun with it too so he gave it to a friend...who gave it to another friend etc etc and now the Nothing is in Dubai...It is travelling around the world as Nothing... I now bought another one for my grandson who keeps saying nothing..he lives in the South of England so who knows where this Nothing will go! So if you receive a Nothing it might be mine.

26 November 2014 by



It's everyrhing you expect from buying nothing :)

24 November 2014 by


The power of sales Persuasion

I tip my hat to the man able to convince someone to put up the money for the design and manufacturing of this product. I hope I'm never in a situation where he is selling me double glazing!

20 November 2014 by


Kathie B

Can't wait till he opens this on Xmas Morning. - I think I will hide any other gifts and say that this was all I could afford this year as it was so expensive to source and find !! Thanks, I hope it goes down well - or I'm in trouble !!

19 November 2014 by


Awesome product

Just awesome - I've bought a few of these over the years and love watching people's faces when they open it and read the blurb on the packet

27 July 2014 by


Nothing lasts forever!

If you want to buy for someone that are not into material things, if when asked what they want they say 'nothing' or if you just want someone to smile on their birthday, this is the perfect gift. I wasn't sure if I was doing the right thing at first, it was akin to buying coal for a miner or a fridge for an Eskimo in a strange sort of way. So many things are built not last, but we expect them to. Nothing lasts forever, so it makes sense to buy nothing if you want something to last. I will be buying nothing more in the future, it's that good

6 July 2014 by



Perfect for everyone

6 January 2014 by



Love it! Have bought them before and they always get a laugh!

17 December 2013 by


its something and nothing

Awesome fun product, for someone who truly does have everything. The wording on the sodes is extremely funny. Only downside was the proce but hey thats what you pay for nothing

16 December 2013 by



Exactly what it says on the box

3 December 2013 by


great idea!

My boyfriend is so hard to buy for and always replies 'nothing' when I ask him what he would like as a present. So I got him nothing!!

3 December 2013 by


For those who say they don't want anything

Great joke gift for that person in your life who says that they don't want anything.

12 November 2013 by



Hi, I bought 3 for pressies. I think it's an absolute fab idea for the ones who keep telling me they don't want anything, so nothing is what they are getting. When I got them I just had to laugh out loud, (but I was in the office, & everyone wants one now). Great buy.

12 November 2013 by


nothing there

This product is a brilliant idea, does exactly what it says on the tin. Well packaged and presented if you want to get someone nothing then this is the product to go for.

11 November 2013 by


superb service

The nothing is excellent. The service too. I recommend it to everyone!

29 October 2013 by



The disappointed look on the persons face is priceless. Well worth the money, very funny gift.

28 October 2013 by



A great gift idea when you have no idea what to get the person who always say they want nothing for their birthday etc.!

22 October 2013 by


Something to do about Nothing

It’s perfect! There are so many ways you can use this as a joke. If I could get more of this over here in the States, that’s all anyone would be getting for their birthdays and Christmases.

17 October 2013 by


One off

Bought this Nothing as a present for my dad. When ever I ask him what he wants he always says nothing. So this was a must buy! Everyone I have showed this to wants one too! They love it! It is what it says on the packet. An absolutely brilliant present at a great price. I will be buying more. Chuffed as anything. Definitely recommend all day long!

7 October 2013 by



I recently purchased Nothing as a birthday present for a close friend. She was absolutely hysterical when she opened the present. It is genius! Not only does the contents contain nothing, I think it is the writing on the packaging that really got her going. I'm very impressed!

19 March 2013 by


Be careful what you ask for...

Every time I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday he said "nothing". This was just what he asked for... It's perfect!

20 February 2013 by


Something or Nothing

First let me say, make sure the recipient of this Nothing has a sense of humour! Now what can I say about Nothing.... there really isn't much ado about Nothing. This truly is a gift for someone who has everything... usually a man. Let's face it. Watch their face as they appreciate the simplicity of Nothing, they can then share Nothing with others. You cannot go wrong when giving Nothing as something can and sometimes does, disappoint! I can only praise the gift of Nothing. It's well packaged and a quirky item. We all need to give Nothing on occasion, so why not at least present it in this beautiful way! For full effect, when I gifted Nothing, I wrapped it in a large box and was there as the recipient opened and marvelled at Nothing! This is a real winner.

20 February 2013 by


excellent idea!

Bought the Nothing for an 18 year old as every time I asked what he wanted all I got was 'nothing'. Had such a laugh when it came to the day and he opened exactly what he wanted!

30 January 2013 by



Nothing is a good, fun present for a person who does actually have everything! It is excellent and causes a great laugh, not too expensive either.

14 January 2013 by


The product 'Nothing'

Perfect present. Brilliant!

2 January 2013 by


Good gift for the friend that has everything

Nothing is a great gift for that someone who always says, "Oh, I want nothing for my birthday," or Christmas, etc. It could be something that they've "always wanted" but could never quite put their finger on through all your hints. Also a great present for those who are unsuspecting or for unleashing your simple urges for causing grief on your peers and colleagues. A great offering for any occasion!

28 December 2012 by



Had great fun with this!

25 December 2012 by


They say less is more, well you can't get any less. Very good for a little joke.

20 December 2012 by



It's a funny little gift for someone you have no idea what to buy for!

20 December 2012 by


Great idea

This Nothing is a perfect gift for my boyfriend, who really is one of those people who has everything and is a nightmare to buy for! I'm giving him this and saying there's nothing else!

30 November 2012 by


fun present for the man who has everying!

When I ask my dad what he wants for Christmas he always says 'Nothing' so with this gift I can actually say, 'Well I got you what you wanted!'. He will love it and it is great for those who have everything else!

24 November 2012 by


Finally shut him up!

Thank you, thank you, thank you for finally giving me the opportunity to buy my father-in-law the only thing he ever asks for when asked the annual question of "What do you want for Christmas?" Each year, we all must know someone who will say, "Get me nothing" when you ask them what they want. In my case I have done exactly that and bought him Nothing! Thank you IWOOT!

20 November 2012 by



Nothing is simple at its best. This product is genius for such a reasonable price, simply one of the best gifts I have bought somebody in a long while.

1 November 2012 by



This Nothing is a brilliant gift and had everyone talking. I would recommend this highly, the delivery was quick and everything great.

13 October 2012 by


Buy just for the entertainment value!

I bought the Nothing because I thought it was genius! I gave it as a present a and I was delighted when someone said they wanted nothing for their birthday! The look on the recipient's face is worth the price!

15 September 2012 by


Perfect for the little brother

There was a time when I did not see the point in this product; a time when I was young and foolish. That time has long passed ever since I bought 'Nothing' for my younger brother's 13th birthday. Months before his birthday I had been hinting that he would be getting something big and whenever he asked what it was, I would reply with, quite simply, "nothing". This reinforced his belief that his present would be big, as it seemed I was hiding something. Little did he know that I was technically telling the truth. The look on my brother's face when he opened the present: priceless.

4 September 2012 by



I bought the Nothing as a Christmas present for somebody last year, after when asked what she wanted, she replied, "nothing". So that's exactly what she got, courtesy of IWOOT! As she opened the present, she was telling me off saying, "I wanted nothing". When she finally finished unwrapping it, I said to her, "That's exactly what you have". Cue a ton of laughter! Fab novelty gift for anyone who tells you to buy them nothing.

30 August 2012 by


Quirky, fun gift

I bought 'Nothing' for my boyfriend as he said he wanted nothing for his birthday. It made him laugh so much. A good quirky gimmick, but slightly expensive for what it is.

3 August 2012 by


Disapointing, I wanted nothing but it turns out it contains air.

20 July 2012 by


And not a single thing happened that day...

Nothing is an awesome and useless object! It's perfect for a gift, especially for people who have everything. I'm sure they haven't got nothing!

19 July 2012 by


Sooo funny

Bought 'Nothing' for my Mum who always says "nothing" when asked what she wants. My sister and brother in law were in fits of laughter before I even gave it to her! It went down well although I did buy her a real present too so that may have helped. A really funny present though, and highly recommended as a present to those with a sense of humour.

19 June 2012 by



I bought "Nothing" as a gift to my sister when she turned 40. My sister did wish for nothing, so I bought her nothing. She thought it was really funny and did enjoy it when she got it.

13 April 2012 by


Excellent Nothing

I bought the Nothing as a gift for a friend, it's brilliant.

10 April 2012 by


It really is something..!

Well, it came to that time of year where you've no idea what to get someone for their birthday, and people saying they don't want anything doesn't help at all! I personally think it was the perfect gift. This 'Nothing' was such a great novelty, it made him laugh... he even said it was his favourite gift out of all his presents. The only problem now is what to get him next year! A great gift and very highly recommended.

6 April 2012 by

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