Nothing (For the Person Who Has Everything)


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The predicament of what to buy a person who has everything has reared its ugly head once more. Well here is the answer - nothing at all.

Filled with absolutely nothing (well other than all the atoms and other scientific things that make up thin air, but you get the picture). This 'empty gesture' is the only way you can make your point to someone fortunate enough to have every gadget or luxury item known to man.

If they really wanted to make use of 'nothing', the lucky recipient could use it as a decorative bauble at Christmas - the spherical shape is ideal to hang on a Christmas tree. See you can make something out of nothing after all. - L.M.


  • A packet full to the brim with nothing
  • Perfect for the person who has everything
  • Suitable for ages 14+
  • Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm

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Reviewed on Sun Jul 27 09:36:09 BST 2014 by 

Awesome product

Just awesome - I've bought a few of these over the years and love watching people's faces when they open it and read the blurb on the packet


Reviewed on Sun Jul 06 12:55:43 BST 2014 by 

Nothing lasts forever!

If you want to buy for someone that are not into material things, if when asked what they want they say 'nothing' or if you just want someone to smile on their birthday, this is the perfect gift. I wasn't sure if I was doing the right thing at first, it was akin to buying coal for a miner or a fridge for an Eskimo in a strange sort of way. So many things are built not last, but we expect them to. Nothing lasts forever, so it makes sense to buy nothing if you want something to last. I will be buying nothing more in the future, it's that good


Reviewed on Mon Jan 06 01:29:06 GMT 2014 by 


Perfect for everyone


Reviewed on Tue Dec 17 08:48:10 GMT 2013 by 


Love it! Have bought them before and they always get a laugh!


Reviewed on Mon Dec 16 20:42:43 GMT 2013 by 

its something and nothing

Awesome fun product, for someone who truly does have everything. The wording on the sodes is extremely funny. Only downside was the proce but hey thats what you pay for nothing


Reviewed on Tue Dec 03 21:54:25 GMT 2013 by 


Exactly what it says on the box


Reviewed on Tue Dec 03 15:54:53 GMT 2013 by 

great idea!

My boyfriend is so hard to buy for and always replies 'nothing' when I ask him what he would like as a present. So I got him nothing!!


Reviewed on Tue Nov 12 20:29:08 GMT 2013 by 

For those who say they don't want anything

Great joke gift for that person in your life who says that they don't want anything.


Reviewed on Tue Nov 12 14:20:33 GMT 2013 by 


Hi, I bought 3 for pressies. I think it's an absolute fab idea for the ones who keep telling me they don't want anything, so nothing is what they are getting. When I got them I just had to laugh out loud, (but I was in the office, & everyone wants one now). Great buy.


Reviewed on Mon Nov 11 21:19:43 GMT 2013 by 

nothing there

This product is a brilliant idea, does exactly what it says on the tin. Well packaged and presented if you want to get someone nothing then this is the product to go for.


Reviewed on Tue Oct 29 13:01:21 GMT 2013 by 

superb service

The nothing is excellent. The service too. I recommend it to everyone!


Reviewed on Mon Oct 28 19:12:23 GMT 2013 by 


The disappointed look on the persons face is priceless. Well worth the money, very funny gift.


Reviewed on Tue Oct 22 13:17:49 BST 2013 by 


A great gift idea when you have no idea what to get the person who always say they want nothing for their birthday etc.!


Reviewed on Thu Oct 17 16:52:57 BST 2013 by 

Something to do about Nothing

It’s perfect! There are so many ways you can use this as a joke. If I could get more of this over here in the States, that’s all anyone would be getting for their birthdays and Christmases.


Reviewed on Mon Oct 07 20:25:22 BST 2013 by 

One off

Bought this Nothing as a present for my dad. When ever I ask him what he wants he always says nothing. So this was a must buy! Everyone I have showed this to wants one too! They love it! It is what it says on the packet. An absolutely brilliant present at a great price. I will be buying more. Chuffed as anything. Definitely recommend all day long!


Reviewed on Tue Mar 19 10:36:45 GMT 2013 by 


I recently purchased Nothing as a birthday present for a close friend. She was absolutely hysterical when she opened the present. It is genius! Not only does the contents contain nothing, I think it is the writing on the packaging that really got her going. I'm very impressed!


Reviewed on Wed Feb 20 20:22:56 GMT 2013 by 

Be careful what you ask for...

Every time I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday he said "nothing". This was just what he asked for... It's perfect!


Reviewed on Wed Feb 20 15:48:53 GMT 2013 by 

Something or Nothing

First let me say, make sure the recipient of this Nothing has a sense of humour! Now what can I say about Nothing.... there really isn't much ado about Nothing. This truly is a gift for someone who has everything... usually a man. Let's face it. Watch their face as they appreciate the simplicity of Nothing, they can then share Nothing with others. You cannot go wrong when giving Nothing as something can and sometimes does, disappoint! I can only praise the gift of Nothing. It's well packaged and a quirky item. We all need to give Nothing on occasion, so why not at least present it in this beautiful way! For full effect, when I gifted Nothing, I wrapped it in a large box and was there as the recipient opened and marvelled at Nothing! This is a real winner.


Reviewed on Wed Jan 30 11:32:34 GMT 2013 by 

excellent idea!

Bought the Nothing for an 18 year old as every time I asked what he wanted all I got was 'nothing'. Had such a laugh when it came to the day and he opened exactly what he wanted!


Reviewed on Mon Jan 14 13:56:45 GMT 2013 by 


Nothing is a good, fun present for a person who does actually have everything! It is excellent and causes a great laugh, not too expensive either.


Reviewed on Wed Jan 02 17:30:41 GMT 2013 by 

The product 'Nothing'

Perfect present. Brilliant!


Reviewed on Fri Dec 28 01:02:58 GMT 2012 by 

Good gift for the friend that has everything

Nothing is a great gift for that someone who always says, "Oh, I want nothing for my birthday," or Christmas, etc. It could be something that they've "always wanted" but could never quite put their finger on through all your hints. Also a great present for those who are unsuspecting or for unleashing your simple urges for causing grief on your peers and colleagues. A great offering for any occasion!


Reviewed on Tue Dec 25 19:26:45 GMT 2012 by 


Had great fun with this!


Reviewed on Thu Dec 20 17:18:24 GMT 2012 by 

They say less is more, well you can't get any less. Very good for a little joke.


Reviewed on Thu Dec 20 14:00:33 GMT 2012 by 


It's a funny little gift for someone you have no idea what to buy for!


Reviewed on Fri Nov 30 10:13:01 GMT 2012 by 

Great idea

This Nothing is a perfect gift for my boyfriend, who really is one of those people who has everything and is a nightmare to buy for! I'm giving him this and saying there's nothing else!


Reviewed on Sat Nov 24 10:22:35 GMT 2012 by 

fun present for the man who has everying!

When I ask my dad what he wants for Christmas he always says 'Nothing' so with this gift I can actually say, 'Well I got you what you wanted!'. He will love it and it is great for those who have everything else!


Reviewed on Tue Nov 20 15:55:59 GMT 2012 by 

Finally shut him up!

Thank you, thank you, thank you for finally giving me the opportunity to buy my father-in-law the only thing he ever asks for when asked the annual question of "What do you want for Christmas?" Each year, we all must know someone who will say, "Get me nothing" when you ask them what they want. In my case I have done exactly that and bought him Nothing! Thank you IWOOT!


Reviewed on Thu Nov 01 13:22:51 GMT 2012 by 


Nothing is simple at its best. This product is genius for such a reasonable price, simply one of the best gifts I have bought somebody in a long while.


Reviewed on Sat Oct 13 18:45:47 BST 2012 by 


This Nothing is a brilliant gift and had everyone talking. I would recommend this highly, the delivery was quick and everything great.


Reviewed on Sat Sep 15 21:27:39 BST 2012 by 

Buy just for the entertainment value!

I bought the Nothing because I thought it was genius! I gave it as a present a and I was delighted when someone said they wanted nothing for their birthday! The look on the recipient's face is worth the price!


Reviewed on Tue Sep 04 15:46:37 BST 2012 by 

Perfect for the little brother

There was a time when I did not see the point in this product; a time when I was young and foolish. That time has long passed ever since I bought 'Nothing' for my younger brother's 13th birthday. Months before his birthday I had been hinting that he would be getting something big and whenever he asked what it was, I would reply with, quite simply, "nothing". This reinforced his belief that his present would be big, as it seemed I was hiding something. Little did he know that I was technically telling the truth. The look on my brother's face when he opened the present: priceless.


Reviewed on Thu Aug 30 17:57:24 BST 2012 by 


I bought the Nothing as a Christmas present for somebody last year, after when asked what she wanted, she replied, "nothing". So that's exactly what she got, courtesy of IWOOT! As she opened the present, she was telling me off saying, "I wanted nothing". When she finally finished unwrapping it, I said to her, "That's exactly what you have". Cue a ton of laughter! Fab novelty gift for anyone who tells you to buy them nothing.


Reviewed on Fri Aug 03 20:25:26 BST 2012 by 

Quirky, fun gift

I bought 'Nothing' for my boyfriend as he said he wanted nothing for his birthday. It made him laugh so much. A good quirky gimmick, but slightly expensive for what it is.


Reviewed on Fri Jul 20 13:49:32 BST 2012 by 

Disapointing, I wanted nothing but it turns out it contains air.


Reviewed on Thu Jul 19 03:13:20 BST 2012 by 

And not a single thing happened that day...

Nothing is an awesome and useless object! It's perfect for a gift, especially for people who have everything. I'm sure they haven't got nothing!


Reviewed on Tue Jun 19 16:28:28 BST 2012 by 

Sooo funny

Bought 'Nothing' for my Mum who always says "nothing" when asked what she wants. My sister and brother in law were in fits of laughter before I even gave it to her! It went down well although I did buy her a real present too so that may have helped. A really funny present though, and highly recommended as a present to those with a sense of humour.


Reviewed on Fri Apr 13 16:56:05 BST 2012 by 


I bought "Nothing" as a gift to my sister when she turned 40. My sister did wish for nothing, so I bought her nothing. She thought it was really funny and did enjoy it when she got it.


Reviewed on Tue Apr 10 10:23:24 BST 2012 by 

Excellent Nothing

I bought the Nothing as a gift for a friend, it's brilliant.


Reviewed on Fri Apr 06 11:00:48 BST 2012 by 

It really is something..!

Well, it came to that time of year where you've no idea what to get someone for their birthday, and people saying they don't want anything doesn't help at all! I personally think it was the perfect gift. This 'Nothing' was such a great novelty, it made him laugh... he even said it was his favourite gift out of all his presents. The only problem now is what to get him next year! A great gift and very highly recommended.


Reviewed on Thu Apr 05 17:28:18 BST 2012 by 


My friend opened the sphere of air and experienced Nothing (as advertised) and was very pleased with the result. We partook in group laughter later on, this was of course, our own fault and not that of the product itself. This is an excellent gift and once the thrill of opening the mysterious container is extinguished, the ball(ish) thing can be used for many other purposes (holding blue tack, a summer home for gooey aliens). I wholeheartedly recommend this product!


Reviewed on Mon Mar 26 14:38:34 BST 2012 by 


I asked my friend what she wanted for her birthday, she said nothing and that's what she got! The problem is, it was the best present she got, whoops!


Reviewed on Sat Mar 10 18:09:29 GMT 2012 by 

Something about Nothing!

My husband's birthday was looming and our youngest daughter was racking her brains as to which small present to buy him. She came to speak to me and the conversation went as follows: "Hey Mum, I've sorted out Dad's present!" "How?" "Simple. I just typed into the laptop, 'What present do you give someone who wants nothing?'" "And what came up?" "IWOOT'S Nothing!" Problem solved! Very cheap, very funny present for the person who has everything and wants nothing! The Nothing now has pride of place on the mantlepiece!


Reviewed on Fri Feb 24 13:58:43 GMT 2012 by 

A little bit of fun if someone says they don't want anything for Christmas or Birthdays. I have bought several of these and they do make everyone laugh. Questions are always asked like, 'Where did you get it?'


Reviewed on Fri Feb 03 19:55:39 GMT 2012 by 


This is absolutely brilliant! I was looking for a present for someone who had kept saying they wanted nothing for their birthday. So when I found this - it was perfect. I had, in the meantime found "something" to wrap up but "Nothing" was given first. The laughter, when he started reading about it and looking closer was a one in a million moment.


Reviewed on Tue Jan 03 00:49:12 GMT 2012 by 


This is a really great product! I love the information on the packaging - it makes the item so much better!


Reviewed on Mon Jan 02 12:38:11 GMT 2012 by 


This is exactly what is says on the tin, (well, the packaging!) It's an ideal secret Santa present that suits anyone.


Reviewed on Wed Dec 28 15:37:17 GMT 2011 by 


A great gift but expensive! However, I am happy as it gave so many people of varying ages such a laugh over the festive period. Definitely worth it for that - it really cheers people up!


Reviewed on Sun Dec 25 15:37:02 GMT 2011 by 


Well, this interesting piece of gear, is literally nothing. It is so brilliant and is better than any materialistic value! When it arrived, I was astounded because it actually was just nothing. I do put forward the argument that the packaging is something, but for the money, I haven't spent my money on better! It's rather amusing to say, I spent money on nothing. I can now proudly say to my mother, I got you nothing. Beautifully nothing.


Reviewed on Sun Dec 25 15:14:38 GMT 2011 by 


For the Man who has everything, and wants for nothing. This is a funny gift, which is well-presented. It has funny packaging. Nice novelty gift.

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