Emergency Moustaches


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Need to find a disguise at short notice? If you bump into an ex unexpectedly, or an old friend you don't fancy talking to - use the Emergency Moustache to instantly transform yourself and make a quick getaway. The moustaches come in handy sachets so you can keep them on you at all times and bust them out whenever you need them. Each set contains six different moustache styles ('Traditional Gent', 'Cowboy', 'Rusty Brush', 'Italian Plumber', 'Oil Baron' and 'Abra-Kadabra!'). (Andrew Douse)


  • Get a disguise at short notice
  • Come in handy sachets
  • Six different styles

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Excellent for those emergencies

These moustaches were great fun and disturbingly lifelike. My sons dont have to feel humiliated by an absence of facial hair during Movember any more

30 December 2014 by

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Emergency Moustaches

Excellent. A moustache for every occasion. I'll never leave home without them!!!

3 December 2013 by

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Good for a laugh

Myself and my sister tried these on they stick well if you have a completely bare upper lip and according to my sister could be reused with eyelash glue to replenish the stickyness

2 December 2013 by

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Just a little bit of fancy dress fun

19 November 2013 by

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Surprise gift

3 packs of imitation moustaches delivered to my brother on his birthday struck him by complete surprise as he (unknown to me) has a real one. Thought someone was taking the p**** that his real one wasn't much good.

12 November 2013 by

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Nearly one for every day of the week...

The Emergency Moustaches are perfect for those times when dark glasses just won't cut it. These went down a storm and where really funny.

1 October 2013 by

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stag do fancy dress

The Emergency Moustaches worked really well on a stag do. People actually wore them!

23 June 2013 by

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Had lots of fun with these! Great for a fancy dress party or just a laugh with mates.

25 February 2013 by

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I ordered these for a friend of mine as a Christmas present and found them to be exactly what it says on the tin. They are 6 false moustaches in different styles each in its own little plastic packaging. I did not find them overly impressive however you will get what you are ordering with these.

8 December 2012 by

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The Emergency Moustaches are great value for money, my bloke is going to love these for his fancy dress box!

7 December 2012 by

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Emergency Moustaches

Bought the Emergency Moustaches as a gift for my cousin, a man for whom a quick disguise may be necessary at any time. These moustaches are absolutely perfect. The fact that they are individually packaged means they can be kept in your wallet and whipped out when needed.

12 September 2012 by

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