Dead Write Note Pad


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Essentially a notepad and nifty pen-holder for the gory-minded amongst you, this pad is guaranteed to raise a titter. The blood-spattered red pen sits quite daintily in the middle of the chalk outline-style pad, ready for you to pick up and cover it with red ink.


  • Dead Write is a notepad with a difference.
  • 300 sheets of note paper in complete with pen holder in the middle.
  • Comes with a red pen so you can draw even more blood all over the pad.
  • Suitable for ages 12 years +.


  • 15 x 10 x 14 (height with pen).

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Excellent present

Got this for my husband for Christmas and he loves it. We like doing murder weekends (though we are rubbish at guessing whodunnit), so it is a very apt present. The only grumble is that it is quite overpriced for what is really only a pad of post-it notes, but you know the price when you are ordering it, so fair's fair....

29 December 2014 by

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Dead write note pad

Just so daft and amusing I knew who would like it the minute I saw it, a fabulous stocking filler for a crazy son.

9 December 2014 by

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My sister loves the Dead Write Note Pad! She has put it at her lab station to hopefully ward off colleagues who keep pinching her things!

16 July 2013 by

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This is a stocking filler, a little expensive for a note pad and pen, but good fun.

17 December 2012 by

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Bought as a joke present for my sister who is in the police as I thought it would look funny on her desk. It has received excellent feedback from colleagues! As noted by a few other people on here - not great for lengthy notes though.

7 November 2012 by

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Dead On

The Dead Write Note Pad is an excellent bit of stationery. Everyone in my office asked where I got this from. It gives a great change to the dull yellow square sticky note. Highly recommend to those who don't mind having a chuckle in the workplace. Plus, drawing faces on the head always gives people a little laugh when they need it.

20 August 2012 by

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The Dead Write Note Pad is the perfect gift for the man who has everything!

18 May 2012 by

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I love this Dead Write Note Pad and it's served me very well. It looks great sat on my desk.

28 December 2011 by

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Dead Write

The Dead Write Note Pad features perfect little notes. They're eye catching, stylish and a tad morbid. Overall it's an awesome product.

18 December 2011 by

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Dead Write Note Pad

This Dead Write Not Pad is tacky but funny. It was a lot nicer than I anticipated it being.

16 November 2011 by

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Deadly Notepad brilliant!

The best thing about this notepad is that the red pen really makes it! Start you message scrawling out from blood splat and a perfect gothic message is born. I only gave it 4 stars because it's a funny shape and if you have a big message...well I'm just nit picking really!

15 March 2010 by

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