Become a Chavette
We have all been transformed into Laird and Ladies so now what? Time to join the real leading class in this country the CHAV!
Do you have friends that are secret chavs? Well you can ignite their true chavness with this complete Chavette Pack. This Pack will be all you need to get you on your way to become a true Chav. It will guide, support and school you in all features Chav. Once schooled in the world of the Chav and dressed Chav-ly? you will fit in with any Chav crowd (hopefully without them smelling a faux Chav in the area!)
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
- Personalised ASBO registration card - complete to receive ASBO of your choice
- Chav Jewellery – massive hoop earrings
- Chav Tattoo – Tramp stamp for lower back
- Chav my Ride poster
- Chav Couture poster
- Chav test
- Little Book of Chavs
- Dimensions: 35 x 24 x 0.2cm
- Weight: 250g
Delivery & Returns
How long will it take to arrive?
Please check the stock availability notice on your item when placing your order. This item is: Sold out
Please remember to add postal time (2-3 working days) to obtain a complete estimate of delivery to your door.
How will I know it has been sent?
You will receive an email to confirm when your item has been sent.
You can also check the status of your order and individual items by accessing My Account details and following the prompts.
Please allow 10 working days from dispatch of your order before notifying us of any late deliveries.
It may be advisable to check with your neighbours to see if a parcel has been left with them, check any outhouses you might have where it may be left if it cannot fit through your letterbox and contact your local sorting office to see if the item has been returned to the depot as undelivered and awaiting collection.
If I'm not completely happy with my item?
Please see our returns policy.