Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste
Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste. It's the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavour of smoky meat!
- Each tube contains 2.5oz (70g) of potent paste
Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum.
Delivery & Returns
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Please check the stock availability notice on your item when placing your order. This item is: Sold out
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If I'm not completely happy with my item?
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When I first opened this Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste and smelt it, I was like "ooh baconey". And I ran straight to the bathroom with it and brushed my teeth, gosh I love it so much! I don't even need to have bacon for breakfast with this awesome toothpaste. I will definitely be buying more when I run out!
So wrong, it must be right
Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste is not a combination you'd come up with in your own head (hopefully) but it is surprisingly pleasant. It's most amusing to put in the guest bathroom (if you're posh enough to have one) and wait for their comments. If they dont like it, maybe next time they'll bring their own!