Ultimate Geek Pen


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A pen packed full of this much technical wizardry would be quite at home in the magical world of Harry Potter. The Ultimate Geek Pen is strictly meant for us mere Muggles in the digital world. As well as being a standard ballpoint pen, if you twist the nib you have a stylus that you can use on digital touchscreens. The pen includes lights too: a flashlight, UV light and a laser pointer. Get your geek on! - R.K. 


  • Ballpoint pen with 5 separate functions
  • Contains a UV light at its head to detect counterfeiting
  • Laser pointer for use in presentations
  • Flashlight on a flexible rod for illumination
  • Stylus tip for digital touchscreens, twist the nib to use the ballpoint tip for writing 
  • Batteries included


  • 13cm long

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Reviewed on Tue Oct 14 08:04:36 BST 2014 by 

perfect for a gadget man

I've bought two of these pens as gifts now. I bought one last December for my partners dad who is a proper gadget man and loves lasers and lights too. And also one for my brother who hates gifts and doesn't like anything he doesn't need and isn't practical. So it was a perfect gift for him too because it's multifunctional and not as boring as just buying a normal pen. It has built in stylus, l.e.d light, laser, u.v light and normal ball point pen for writing. Everybody needs pens. this is a cool, 'safe' gift if you're looking for a gift for someone who's awkward to buy for.


Reviewed on Mon Dec 16 15:54:39 GMT 2013 by 

Utimate geek pen not

The ultimate pen...... Not realy, but you get what you pay for.


Reviewed on Sat Dec 07 20:36:58 GMT 2013 by 

Great fun!

Got for my nephew. He loves it!


Reviewed on Tue Dec 03 17:05:31 GMT 2013 by 

Super Nerd Pressie

I bought it as a joke. Meant to be comedy insult for a geek I know. he loved it and uses it all the time. Great value but joke backfired a bit. (Might get one for myself, but would have to keep it quiet)


Reviewed on Wed Nov 13 20:49:17 GMT 2013 by 

Service review only

Can't rate the product as it's a gift but the delivery time was brill. And happy with communications


Reviewed on Wed Nov 13 15:23:58 GMT 2013 by 

A great little gift for the person you can't think of what to get especially if they like tech and gimmicks. All the advertised functions perform well and it looks reasonably robust. Can see it being a very useful stocking filler.


Reviewed on Wed Nov 13 13:33:28 GMT 2013 by 

The pen with everything.

This is so handy in any situation. I like checking my bank notes for fakes, taking it into meetings and actually using the laser for a pointer. Ideal for geeks and non geeks. It also writes, which is handy.


Reviewed on Sat Nov 09 19:16:26 GMT 2013 by 

Geek Pen

Once received the pen performed all the required functions admirably. The torch seemed to dim after a frantic search under a bed for the screw from my glasses. Found and fixed the glasses were ( Yoda) Batteries seemed a little short of,"FULL POWER" Once replaced the pen has lasted through some pretty intensive action without losing power or brightness. The wife even likes it to light the way to the loo but if you ask her she would never admit to using a geek pen. Battery life is good once good betteries are used. 10/10 in my view. Ordered 4 more for stocking fillers.


Reviewed on Fri Nov 01 22:31:30 GMT 2013 by 

Aah batteries

For the first week, everything worked fine, laser pointer was great for annoying the cat and 3am toilet breaks were a lot easier with the torch. Pen was always a bit patchy and with the flexible torch was uncomfortable to use. Not sure on the point of the UV. After I'd say, 2 hours of use with the laser pointer, it began to fade and wasn't obvious at all. After another few minutes (this isn't continuous, more over a few weeks), was gone completely. Same with torch. I tried to look at the batteries to see if the problem was there and once I had put in new ones, the top would not screw back on. Even tried screwing on without batteries in, would not have it. I was forced to throw the pen away. Not the best use of my money.


Reviewed on Wed Oct 16 11:48:28 BST 2013 by 

Spy Pen

Bought this pen for my son's 13th birthday and he absolutley loved it, the torch worked well in the dark and the laser pointer was very bright! he then realised that it had a pen and stylis and was over the moon.


Reviewed on Mon Jun 03 23:19:39 BST 2013 by 

Great gadget!

This is a fantastic multi-purpose gadget! Highly Recommended!


Reviewed on Tue Mar 26 20:23:21 GMT 2013 by 

The cats love it!

I bought the Ultimate Geek Pen for my husband who's a big gadget fan, but the most use it's had so far is with entertaining the pets! It's a very handy pen to have and he's really happy with it.


Reviewed on Fri Jan 11 16:03:17 GMT 2013 by 

Wonderful Geek

The Ultimate Geek Pen is a super, all purpose item for every geek. No mere searching for a pen laser etc, it is all there at your fingertips. A wonderful and useful item.


Reviewed on Wed Jan 02 15:00:48 GMT 2013 by 

geek pen - great fun for my geek

I bought this Ultimate Geek Pen for my son and he loves it (he is 28). There are not many things I can get that he really enjoys - but this one has it all. The lights, flashlight, stylus tip - work well. I wish I had bought this before.


Reviewed on Mon Dec 31 18:06:50 GMT 2012 by 

The Ultimate Geek Pen

The Ultimate Geek Pen is a really exciting invention that's excellently packed and different. Recipients without exception were really pleased with their presents on Christmas day. It's very good value for money too.


Reviewed on Sun Dec 30 15:49:40 GMT 2012 by 

OKish (if it works)

I bought two of these Ultimate Geek Pen, one for my brother as a present and one for me. Thankfully the one I gave to my brother worked, but the one I kept for myself didn't. I unscrewed it to see if the batteries were in properly and had serious difficulty in screwing it back together again. I will try replacing the batteries but in the meantime all I've been left with is a very expensive Biro. I'm not happy.


Reviewed on Fri Dec 28 19:06:58 GMT 2012 by 

Bought the Ultimate Geek Pen for my stepson who is 13 and he absolutely loved it!


Reviewed on Fri Dec 28 18:46:18 GMT 2012 by 

Great gadget!!

Bought the Ultimate Geek Pen as a small present for my teenager, and he loved it. I have already used my own one to find my blown fuse inside my car last night. Great little torch and a very handy stylus for my phone. Great value for money!


Reviewed on Thu Dec 27 12:49:37 GMT 2012 by 

Geek Pen

Bought two Ultimate Geek Pens for two boys - 13 & 14 - they both thought it was cool!


Reviewed on Thu Dec 27 00:59:09 GMT 2012 by 

Geek pen

I bought two of these for Santa's gifts at the table on Christmas day and they went down a storm. They both said they were great and loved playing with the laser red eye light. Two grown men playing with them like they were kids.


Reviewed on Wed Dec 26 13:37:13 GMT 2012 by 

Sublime pen

My son loved the laser to play with our cat .. Brilliant and lots of fun for all ages.


Reviewed on Tue Dec 25 17:31:07 GMT 2012 by 

Geek Pen

I bought this for my husband for Christmas and he loves it. He loves anything quirky but useful and this pen fits the bill nicely


Reviewed on Mon Dec 24 18:05:38 GMT 2012 by 


Love it helpful at work, at home studying or even for winding up a couple of cats. Brilliant!!!!!


Reviewed on Mon Dec 24 15:32:18 GMT 2012 by 


This is a great little item. Bought as a daft stocking filler but after trying it out, found that its really useful! My wife is a teacher so this is a great gadget that I know she will love - recommended!


Reviewed on Tue Oct 30 13:27:14 GMT 2012 by 

Geek Pen

This Geek Pen was worth the wait, it has 3 batteries which is worth knowing when your son or daughter starts taking it apart. The stylus could be better, as it did not work well on the iPod touch.


Reviewed on Mon Oct 22 19:37:07 BST 2012 by 

Ultimate geek pen

This Ultimate Geek Pen is nice and useful. The light does come on by accident though if it's in a bag.


Reviewed on Mon Oct 22 15:26:35 BST 2012 by 

Nice pen / poor battery life

The Ultimate Geek Pen is great for the ultimate geek... or so I thought! I bought this pen for my husband as he loves all things in the shape of gadgets but sadly the battery died after 1 day! Now if he had been using this pen for the entire 24hrs then maybe I could understand but as he used it for less than 10 mins I regretfully announce that this was a poor buy.


Reviewed on Tue Oct 16 22:00:50 BST 2012 by 

useful in more than one way

I bought the Ultimate Geek Pen as part of a birthday gift for my husband. He takes good care of things and appreciates useful things with a difference. He will make good use of this and was really happy to have it!


Reviewed on Tue Oct 16 17:28:11 BST 2012 by 


The Ultimate Geek Pen is a great stocking filler for my husband. It is exactly how it shows it on site. I would recommend this.


Reviewed on Mon Oct 15 16:39:58 BST 2012 by 

Great gag gift

I bought the Ultimate Geek Pen for a gentleman in my life that is almost impossible to buy for. This item was ideal as it is both useful and amusing. I like it so much that I might get another for my son who is also a difficult man to buy for.


Reviewed on Mon Oct 15 15:54:53 BST 2012 by 

looks good

This Ultimate Geek Pen looks good and I feel like it will do the job well.


Reviewed on Mon Oct 15 14:02:21 BST 2012 by 

Geek pen

This Ultimate Geek Pen has been a great buy. I've used it loads and above all, it's good fun. I'd recommend this for all geeks.


Reviewed on Fri Oct 12 00:04:41 BST 2012 by 


I love this Ultimate Geek Pen. It's of a great quality, all the functions are great, bar one. The PDA stylus, which doesn't work on a touch screen. But apart from that, it's great value, very handy and a great conversation starter. Buy it, it's awesome!


Reviewed on Wed Jul 11 08:38:59 BST 2012 by 

Not this one

The Ultimate Geek Pen is made from flimsy metal that gets dented in the pocket. Mine is so dented I cannot operate the switches. While it was not dented, the switches get activated in the pocket which wastes the batteries. Also the stylus does not work on my HTC HD2 phone.


Reviewed on Sun Jul 08 20:28:27 BST 2012 by 


This Ultimate Geek Pen is one of the coolest pens ever. You can do almost anything with this pen.

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