Ultimate Geek Pen


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3 for £20

3 for £20

3 for £20


A pen packed full of this much technical wizardry would be quite at home in the magical world of Harry Potter. The Ultimate Geek Pen is strictly meant for us mere Muggles in the digital world. As well as being a standard ballpoint pen, if you twist the nib you have a stylus that you can use on digital touchscreens. The pen includes lights too: a flashlight, UV light and a laser pointer. Get your geek on! - R.K. 


  • Ballpoint pen with 5 separate functions
  • Contains a UV light at its head to detect counterfeiting
  • Laser pointer for use in presentations
  • Flashlight on a flexible rod for illumination
  • Stylus tip for digital touchscreens, twist the nib to use the ballpoint tip for writing 
  • Batteries included


  • 13cm long

Product Details


Delivery & Returns

How long will it take to arrive?

Please check the stock availability notice on your item when placing your order. This item is: Stock will be despatched to you as soon as we receive it from our supplier.

Please remember to add postal time (2-3 working days) to obtain a complete estimate of delivery to your door.

How will I know it has been sent?

You will receive an email to confirm when your item has been sent.

You can also check the status of your order and individual items by accessing My Account details and following the prompts.

Please allow 10 working days from dispatch of your order before notifying us of any late deliveries.

It may be advisable to check with your neighbours to see if a parcel has been left with them, check any outhouses you might have where it may be left if it cannot fit through your letterbox and contact your local sorting office to see if the item has been returned to the depot as undelivered and awaiting collection.

If I'm not completely happy with my item?

Please see our returns policy.


Customer Reviews



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Reviewed on 16/12/2013 by

Utimate geek pen not

The ultimate pen...... Not realy, but you get what you pay for.

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Reviewed on 07/12/2013 by

Great fun!

Got for my nephew. He loves it!

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Reviewed on 03/12/2013 by

Super Nerd Pressie

I bought it as a joke. Meant to be comedy insult for a geek I know. he loved it and uses it all the time. Great value but joke backfired a bit. (Might get one for myself, but would have to keep it quiet)

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Reviewed on 13/11/2013 by

Service review only

Can't rate the product as it's a gift but the delivery time was brill. And happy with communications

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Reviewed on 13/11/2013 by

A great little gift for the person you can't think of what to get especially if they like tech and gimmicks. All the advertised functions perform well and it looks reasonably robust. Can see it being a very useful stocking filler.

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Reviewed on 13/11/2013 by

The pen with everything.

This is so handy in any situation. I like checking my bank notes for fakes, taking it into meetings and actually using the laser for a pointer. Ideal for geeks and non geeks. It also writes, which is handy.

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Reviewed on 09/11/2013 by

Geek Pen

Once received the pen performed all the required functions admirably. The torch seemed to dim after a frantic search under a bed for the screw from my glasses. Found and fixed the glasses were ( Yoda) Batteries seemed a little short of,"FULL POWER" Once replaced the pen has lasted through some pretty intensive action without losing power or brightness. The wife even likes it to light the way to the loo but if you ask her she would never admit to using a geek pen. Battery life is good once good betteries are used. 10/10 in my view. Ordered 4 more for stocking fillers.

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Reviewed on 01/11/2013 by

Aah batteries

For the first week, everything worked fine, laser pointer was great for annoying the cat and 3am toilet breaks were a lot easier with the torch. Pen was always a bit patchy and with the flexible torch was uncomfortable to use. Not sure on the point of the UV. After I'd say, 2 hours of use with the laser pointer, it began to fade and wasn't obvious at all. After another few minutes (this isn't continuous, more over a few weeks), was gone completely. Same with torch. I tried to look at the batteries to see if the problem was there and once I had put in new ones, the top would not screw back on. Even tried screwing on without batteries in, would not have it. I was forced to throw the pen away. Not the best use of my money.

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Reviewed on 16/10/2013 by

Spy Pen

Bought this pen for my son's 13th birthday and he absolutley loved it, the torch worked well in the dark and the laser pointer was very bright! he then realised that it had a pen and stylis and was over the moon.

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Reviewed on 03/06/2013 by

Great gadget!

This is a fantastic multi-purpose gadget! Highly Recommended!

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