Dead Fred Pen Holder


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If you, or someone you know needs a desk organiser that will lighten up a stressful day in the office, then Dead Fred can help! He may only be able to hold a pen or pencil, but he will also be able to help you release some tension on the sly. Being made of silicone Fred is more hardy then you first think. If you are looking for a gift for your older brother, colleague, dad or simply for someone that enjoys the sillier things in life, then perhaps your search is over! - J.D.


  • Mildly macabre pen holder
  • Made of silicone
  • Suitable of ages 16+
  • Dimensions: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm

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Delivery & Returns

Express Delivery - if ordered before 9pm, delivered by courier next working day. More Info »

If ordered before 9pm, delivered by courier next working day. Available on orders placed before 9pm (2pm weekends and Bank Holidays) for delivery next business day. Applies to most delivery addresses within mainland UK.

How long will it take to arrive?

Please check the stock availability notice on your item when placing your order. This item is: In stock | Usually dispatched within 24 hours

Please remember to add postal time (2-3 working days) to obtain a complete estimate of delivery to your door.

How will I know it has been sent?

You will receive an email to confirm when your item has been sent.

You can also check the status of your order and individual items by accessing My Account details and following the prompts.

Please allow 10 working days from dispatch of your order before notifying us of any late deliveries.

It may be advisable to check with your neighbours to see if a parcel has been left with them, check any outhouses you might have where it may be left if it cannot fit through your letterbox and contact your local sorting office to see if the item has been returned to the depot as undelivered and awaiting collection.

If I'm not completely happy with my item?

Please see our returns policy.


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Reviewed on 17/02/2014 by


Its a great little gadget. I bought it for my sister for her desk at work. Great bit of stress relief for her.

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Reviewed on 28/01/2014 by

Great Fun Item

A great fun item - perfect for teh Goody Bags for my Murder Mystery Dinner Event This was my second order of the same item - this time I brought several Arrived VERY Fast - and very good quality IWOOT - a very easy site to deal through - informative about the progress of the order and delivery etc etc All round PERFECT Thank You +++++++

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Reviewed on 06/01/2014 by

Great product

Great product fun present that friends enjoyed.

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Reviewed on 04/12/2013 by

Dead Fred Pen Holder

Great stocking filler for my son!

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Reviewed on 19/11/2013 by

Across the Ages

This little item is a joy to come across as present-shopping for the male species, particularly 'stocking fillers' is so difficult. This pen holder fills the gap as it's suitable for in-betweeners that are too old for toys and too young for 'Smellies' but yet grown up relatives/friends of any age (even granddads ) will find it amusing and even useful. You could even give it to a female friend whose having men problems !!

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Reviewed on 12/11/2013 by

Great stocking filler well pleased

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Reviewed on 18/10/2013 by

Lovely little stocking Filler for my Teenage Son!

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Reviewed on 28/12/2012 by

Fantastic eye catcher for my dull office

The Dead Fred Pen Holder makes my dull office environment a lot chirpier whenever I pretend I'm sticking my pen in somebody I don't like!

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Reviewed on 28/12/2012 by

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The Dead Fred Pen Holder is ok but not as good as expected. For the price he's alright but I wouldn't pay more.

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Reviewed on 20/12/2012 by

The Dead Fred Pen Holder looks good, I hope it makes the person it's for have a laugh.

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