Dead Fred Pen Holder


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If you, or someone you know needs a desk organiser that will lighten up a stressful day in the office, then Dead Fred can help! He may only be able to hold a pen or pencil, but he will also be able to help you release some tension on the sly. Being made of silicone Fred is more hardy then you first think. If you are looking for a gift for your older brother, colleague, dad or simply for someone that enjoys the sillier things in life, then perhaps your search is over! - J.D.


  • Mildly macabre pen holder
  • Made of silicone
  • Suitable of ages 16+
  • Dimensions: 12 x 7 x 2.5cm

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great service

Perfect present for teenage godson, fast delivery much apoeeciated

29 December 2014 by


Dead Fred

Bought as a gift for a colleague, we had one before that went missing and needed a replacement to take frustrations of work out on. This does the job.

17 December 2014 by



Its a great little gadget. I bought it for my sister for her desk at work. Great bit of stress relief for her.

17 February 2014 by


Great Fun Item

A great fun item - perfect for teh Goody Bags for my Murder Mystery Dinner Event This was my second order of the same item - this time I brought several Arrived VERY Fast - and very good quality IWOOT - a very easy site to deal through - informative about the progress of the order and delivery etc etc All round PERFECT Thank You +++++++

28 January 2014 by


Great product

Great product fun present that friends enjoyed.

6 January 2014 by


Dead Fred Pen Holder

Great stocking filler for my son!

4 December 2013 by


Across the Ages

This little item is a joy to come across as present-shopping for the male species, particularly 'stocking fillers' is so difficult. This pen holder fills the gap as it's suitable for in-betweeners that are too old for toys and too young for 'Smellies' but yet grown up relatives/friends of any age (even granddads ) will find it amusing and even useful. You could even give it to a female friend whose having men problems !!

19 November 2013 by


Great stocking filler well pleased

12 November 2013 by


Lovely little stocking Filler for my Teenage Son!

18 October 2013 by


Fantastic eye catcher for my dull office

The Dead Fred Pen Holder makes my dull office environment a lot chirpier whenever I pretend I'm sticking my pen in somebody I don't like!

28 December 2012 by


dead fred

The Dead Fred Pen Holder is ok but not as good as expected. For the price he's alright but I wouldn't pay more.

28 December 2012 by


The Dead Fred Pen Holder looks good, I hope it makes the person it's for have a laugh.

20 December 2012 by


Very amusing

The Dead Fred Pen Holder is a very amusing little piece of office furniture. The only downside was I thought you could stab the pen anywhere but there's already a pre-made hole. Still cool though.

11 December 2012 by



The Dead Fred Pen Holder is a great little item. I bought it as a Christmas present, but I'm finding it hard to decide who to give it to or whether to keep it for myself!

26 November 2012 by


so fun

Love this Dead Fred Pen Holder, I bought it for a friend who has the knife holder and they look fab together in their kitchen.

22 November 2012 by


Dead Fred

These Dead Fred Pen Holders came to our medical practice and were strategically placed on certain staff member's desks. What a riot!

22 October 2012 by


good fun

It's good fun to stab the pen down into the Dead Fred Pen Holder after writing to the utility companies. Take that!

18 May 2012 by


Dead Fred

I think this Dead Fred Pen Holder is a great gift for a Secret Santa, the gift is essentially a pen holder but can also be used as a stress release! Very impressed with the packaging and would recommend it for anyone stuck for a gift!

19 December 2011 by


The Dead Fred Pen Holder is really good. I bought this as a present but I'm seriously considering keeping it for myself. The only way it could possibly be enhanced is with a dagger shaped pen?

14 December 2011 by


Good for anyone with a macabre job

eI was given this Dead Fred as a Secret Santa gift, Fred takes pride and joy on my desktop! He raises a smil and holds my pen, I couldn't really ask for more. If you have a colleague with a dark sense of humour or work in a low-mood place, this could be the perfect gift! He can also be combined with Splat Stan to help liven up your desk!

17 August 2011 by



bought this item for someone at x- mas and they liked it. everybody loves to poke the pen into poor fred, success! looks good on the desk as well...

5 January 2010 by


Funky Fred

My daughter Hatti loves anything funky and Dead Fred is that. When she saw him an evil little laugh came over her and she was delighted.

3 December 2009 by


dead fred

great fun frieend has one and we coulnt stop killing him

20 November 2009 by

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