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Dead Fred is a mildly macabre pen holder for people who revel in not taking life too seriously. Made from soft silicone rubber he lies prostrate on your desk and makes a very natty home for your pen, after all, it's mightier than the sword.
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The Dead Fred Pen Holder makes my dull office environment a lot chirpier whenever I pretend I'm sticking my pen in somebody I don't like!
The Dead Fred Pen Holder is ok but not as good as expected. For the price he's alright but I wouldn't pay more.
The Dead Fred Pen Holder looks good, I hope it makes the person it's for have a laugh.
The Dead Fred Pen Holder is a very amusing little piece of office furniture. The only downside was I thought you could stab the pen anywhere but there's already a pre-made hole. Still cool though.
The Dead Fred Pen Holder is a great little item. I bought it as a Christmas present, but I'm finding it hard to decide who to give it to or whether to keep it for myself!
Love this Dead Fred Pen Holder, I bought it for a friend who has the knife holder and they look fab together in their kitchen.
These Dead Fred Pen Holders came to our medical practice and were strategically placed on certain staff member's desks. What a riot!
It's good fun to stab the pen down into the Dead Fred Pen Holder after writing to the utility companies. Take that!
I think this Dead Fred Pen Holder is a great gift for a Secret Santa, the gift is essentially a pen holder but can also be used as a stress release! Very impressed with the packaging and would recommend it for anyone stuck for a gift!
The Dead Fred Pen Holder is really good. I bought this as a present but I'm seriously considering keeping it for myself. The only way it could possibly be enhanced is with a dagger shaped pen?
eI was given this Dead Fred as a Secret Santa gift, Fred takes pride and joy on my desktop! He raises a smil and holds my pen, I couldn't really ask for more. If you have a colleague with a dark sense of humour or work in a low-mood place, this could be the perfect gift! He can also be combined with Splat Stan to help liven up your desk!
bought this item for someone at x- mas and they liked it. everybody loves to poke the pen into poor fred, success! looks good on the desk as well...
My daughter Hatti loves anything funky and Dead Fred is that. When she saw him an evil little laugh came over her and she was delighted.
great fun frieend has one and we coulnt stop killing him