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George Bush

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Ah George, George, whatever will become of you? It seems like only yesterday you wangled your way into the White House without actually having to win the election. Two terms, two wars and a pretzel incident later and you're packing your bags, getting ready to walk back out into the big wide world of rodeos and drink driving. You've succeeded in becoming a glowing example of world leadership to us all - it's not often somebody has the courage to stand up and show the rest of the world exactly how a country shouldn't be run, and the lessons you taught us will ripple through the course of history for many a generation. So, as we all bid you farewell, what greater tribute to your leadership than being forever immortalised in this scarily life-like effigy, this beautifully hand-crafted testament to your greatness, this work of art to celebrate your searing intellect?

Lovingly cast in the highest quality plastic, as befits your stature, this wonderful sculpture (sic) is absolutely stuffed with a seemingly endless stream of your most delightfully asinine "Bushisms". Who can forget such timeless gems as "Rarely is the question asked is our children learning", and the inspiring "A strong America, is an America based on strong families". These greats amongst dozens more are just the touch of a button away. The whole of IWOOT has become besotted with you, and your lilting voice is constantly echoing round the room, sending us all into fits of uncontrollable laughter. Even your jaw moves in a way that is somehow more animated than your own (though that may not have been too hard to do). The world is a better place with you in it - well funnier anyway, and now we can all have our very own little Dubblya to play with whenever we feel like a really good laugh. Now don't let the door hit you on the way out.