Ah George, George, ever since you managed to become President of the United States of America without actually having to win the election, you've succeeded in becoming a glowing example of world leadership to us all. So it comes as no surprise that your impressive leadership has resulted in you being forever immortalised in this scarily life-like effigy, this beautifully hand-crafted testament to your greatness, this work of art to celebrate your searing intellect.
Lovingly cast in the highest quality plastic, as befits your stature, this wonderful sculpture (sic) is absolutely stuffed with a seemingly endless stream of your most delightfully asinine "Bushisms". Who can forget such timeless gems as "Rarely is the question asked is our children learning", and the inspiring "A strong America, is an America based on strong families". These greats amongst dozens more are just the touch of a button away. The whole of IWOOT has become besotted with you, and your lilting voice is constantly echoing round the room, sending us all into fits of uncontrollable laughter. Even your jaw moves in a way that is somehow more animated than your own (though that may not have been too hard to do). The world is a better place with you in it - well funnier anyway, and now we can all have our very own little Dubblya to play with whenever we feel like a really good laugh.
Features
- Indistinguishable from the real thing (well almost).
- A synchro-motion mouth.
- Poseable arms.
- Choose between 25 funny and inspirational sayings such as:-
- "It's clearly a budget it's got a lot of numbers in it"
- "You can't take the high horse and then claim the low road"
- "The future will be better tomorrow"
- "Free people will set the course of history".
- Requires 3 x AA Batteries (included).
- Size: 30 x 12 x 12cm.
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Customer Reviews for George Bush
I bought George for my Dad's birthday back in June. This is the first time I've stopped laughing long enough to do anything else, so I thought I'd come on here to tell you what a great present it's been, thank you!!
PS. How on Earth did he become president?? I'm baffled by it, or am I just "misunderestimating" him?
Xarius Desai, Northwood


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