Fuzz - The Crime Scene Scarf

Fuzz - The Crime Scene Scarf
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- £11.99
- Worth 60 ipoints
- Stock due in 2 weeks.
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It could be us, but there's surely nothing cooler than rendering your own neck a crime scene (especially if you're sporting a hickey from the weekend). It's just like TV, only without the 70s shades, bad acting and thousand yard stares. With this snug little law-enforcer wrapped around you, you'll not only be kept warm for the winter, but also be ready to spring into action should a dangerous area need to be cordoned off while you're out for a walk on a brisk day*. Made from a mix of acrylic and spandex (for stretching across particularly large crime scenes, no doubt), it's guaranteed to make you look like a confused Taggart if nothing else. It also means that instead of hanging it up when not in use like regular scarves, you can stretch it across the doorway of your house to put off unwanted visitors. Or you could just wear it like a normal person.

*Note - this product does not give you any law-enforcement rights. Unless you're already a police officer. In which case, you already have access to the regular crime scene tape anyway, so what on earth are you doing draping scarves about the place?