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You've Been April Fooled!
It would be lovely if it did, but sadly this product exists only in our imagination.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears?
Ear Phonez are the future of personal audio. For far too long we have been slaves to headphones and ear buds, and now at last, someone has invented the ultimate in personal listening devices. Using both wireless and Bluetooth technology, these silicone Ear Phonez will transform your listening pleasure. These soft and tactile ears slip over your own ears and allow you to listen to your music in perfect comfort, with no wires tangling themselves round your neck. The lobes contain Power on/off (left ear) as well as full volume control and forward/back and pause control (right ear). You will need an MP3 player with wireless and or Bluetooth compatibility. This isn't just great news for the listener, but best of all, due to the ergonomic moulding fit, there's no sound leakage, so finally we won't have to put up with that ghastly whining buzz of other people's music on the bus, train or tube. There's a uni-directional sound porous gauze in the centre of the ear that allows you to hear what's going on around you, without blasting your music out to all and sundry. We've heard a rumour that version II of the Ear Phonez may be compatible with the latest mobile phones, so your hands free will be truly hands free, and you won't look like a bouncer or a crew member of the Starship Enterprise any longer. They're due to bring out a range of colours for the adventurous, but for now they come in translucent silicone, so they mirror the colour of your own ear - which is brilliant. We're not entirely sure why you'd want to be walking around with blue ears anyway.
Features
- Stereo wireless music.
- Soft translucent silicone ears.
- Uni-directional sound output.
- Full volume, power and fwrd/bkwd and pause functionality.
- Rechargeable nano-NiCad batteries.
- Will also keep your lugs warm on nippy mornings.
Customer Reviews for Ear Phonez
Ear Phonez
You've Been April Fooled!
It would be lovely if it did, but sadly this product exists only in our imagination.
what a fantastic idea! who wouldn't want these especially when you're having a bad ear day
sarah van der d, bolton
This Earphone are just the ticket. I do find that people often stare at me as I take them off when on the train or down the Gym. Surprisingly comfortable to wear,and give great sound.
Stewart, Lancing
It's an over-used expression I know, but I have to say that the ear-phonez have changed my life. In addition to all the qualities that I read about before I purchased them, there are many more I have found since I started to use them. Initially I was concerned about the 'one-size fits all' approach, since my own ears are rather prominent, but I was pleasantly surprised by the way the silicon stretched to the famously unique shape of each ear, and at the same time altered their angle ina fascinating way. The build-up of aural perspiration also worried me, but the neat way that the volume control doubles as a conduit for the sweat escaping from under the plastic is brilliant. The little drops of sweat were even mistaken at times for pearl earrings. I was also highly impressed by the way the near invisibility of the ear phonez, and the improved noise suppression, means that people are entirely unaware of why you are singing along, or indeed dancing, and letting out random noises. People did at times misinterpret this, and I was in the end taken to this nice place where I am writing from, with soft squishy walls. But all the other nice people here have admired my earphonez, and I am sure that every one of them will be buying some, if and when they are allowed out by my new friends in white coats. Thank you IWOOT, for another remarkable breakthrough.
Peter W-W, Birmingham
the ear phonez are fantastic, before i used to get caught out at work for listening to my mp3 but now nobody can tell, the sound quality is like nothing i have ever experienced & i can still hear customers when they approch me
taz, harrogate
These are great, the sound was much better than my current sennheisser headphones, however i did find one problem, they were smaller than my "human" ears so i had to put them inside which felt quite weird.
another great product from iwoot!
Mark, Aizlewood
amazing, buy them now a must have for ipods ect!
will, england
OMG!!! i cant believe that they looked great i so wanted to buy them!!! April fooled and its still 2 hours to go lol
Louis Barnett, Bidgnorth
