Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 5

Can going to her mother's funeral really make Donna horny?

Can Janet cure Jonny's agoraphobia with 'biscuit therapy'?

How did Louise get a job buying alcohol for underage teens?

Does the cupboard-under-the-stairs contain the thing Gaz's most scared of - a ghostly sheep?

So Jonny got shot by the police... so Janet is pregnant... so Donna is off to Ecuador... so Louise has kidnapped 'Herbie' (Jonny's chick-magnet car)... so Gaz has put on 15 stone - one past event casts a tumultuous shadow: Gaz slept with Janet.

Can the two couples (and the one interfering busybody) recover? Will Janet and Jonny's baby escape a biscuit-associated name? Will Gaz go a record-breaking four days without sex? And has Louise finally found a boyfriend as shallow as her? All is revealed as the Runcorn pals fill in more time between opening hours...