This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that this is the silliest, and doubtless the most tasteless piece of desk paraphernalia that we have encountered here at IWOOT. Two attributes of course that make showing it to you an absolute necessity. Introducing the Cat's Arse Sharpener. Sigh. There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow. It's a cat, you stick your pencil in its derrière, it meows, and it sharpens your pencil. Your feline friend stands in his own litter tray that catches your pencil shavings. Of course not many people use pencils much these days, but this is perhaps the best reason there has ever been for going out and buying one right now.

Features

• The Cat's Arse Sharpener, no reading between the lines required.
• Sharpen your pencils and crayons manually using the cat's bum.
• Shavings will fall neatly into the cat's litter tray (included).
• A 'meowing' sound chip is activated as you sharpen.
• The cat is made of plastic.
• Suitable for ages 16 years+.
• Requires a watch cell battery (included).
• Size: 15 x 12 x 4 cm.

No animals were harmed in the making of this product. Don't try sharpening your pencil in a real cat if you value your life. Or even if you don't come to think of it.