This week, you lovely lot of gadget-gobblers, we’ve got a typically super range of new products for you to sink your teeth into. Although sinking your teeth into them will probably void the manufacturer’s warranty, so watch out.
Right – first up, we have the delightful Rainbow Lanterns:
These colourful Rainbow Lanterns are the perfect thing for your garden party this summer. If you’re posh enough to be having a garden party, that is. If you’re not, then just set these flame-powered beauties off into the sky and give your night something a little more magical than a stiff burger and a can of Fosters.
The Tea Sub has come very close to convincing us in the office that traditional tea bags are totally yesterday. Speaking of ‘Yesterday’, the Beatles-y styling of the Tea Sub has also gotten us trying to think of Beatles/Tea-related puns, so if you have any, do send them our wayâ€¦ In essence, though, the Tea Sub is the perfect introduction to loose-leaf tea.
The Pool Jet is probably the most fun you can have in a swimming pool this side of a floating bar. However, floating bars apparently aren’t especially kid-friendly, so the Pool Jet will have to do for the little ones. It’s basically the world’s best buoyancy aid, and will pull your kid happily around the pool and encourage a better, faster swimming technique too.
Another one for the kids, this Big Bang Rocket is an infinitely re-usable thrill, provided you’ve got a lot of old newspaper lying about. All you need to make a colossal bang is pop a small square of newspaper in the end of the rocket and chuck it in the air. Don’t ask me how (physics, apparently), but when it lands there will be an almighty bang loud enough to unsettle a whole office-full of IWOOTers.
Poor old JimboWoot had to jump in the drink to get the amazing photos for this product – but doesn’t he look fabulous?! The Waterproof Notebook he’s using is a genius idea, allowing you to write down anything you like in the shower, in the bath, in the rain or, if you’re like JimboWoot, in Putney swimming pool.
Ah, truly a cushion to suit every moodâ€¦ as long as your mood is extreme lethargy and a need for relaxation, that is. Just give this fuzzy little thing a tap to turn it on and watch it cycle through some pretty cosmic colours. Great for the bedroom, the sofa or your keyboard on a Friday afternoon.
We love this one. It’s an IWOOT Exclusive (and boy are we pleased to trumpet that about), and all you need to educate yourself when you’re in the smallest room. It’s a loo roll stuffed with facts and not-facts, all of them terribly amusing. If you find one you don’t like particularly, then just tear off the sheet and, errâ€¦ use it. Delightful!
See you next week chums!